by The Chicken of Bristol
A god wanted to summon the perfect hero.Instead, he got… Alex. A guy who was high.Who accidentally gropes a goddess.And who suddenly wakes up as a rather attractive (and slightly overwhelmed) elf in a fantasy world. Now Alex somehow has to survive—between magic, monsters, and very strange rules…and in a body that definitely didn’t come with instructions. All while the gods slowly begin to realizethat they may have created a bit of a problem. Edited Version of The Isekai of Alexandra Bloodthorn ......
