
by OldMonk
She witnessed the Battle of Changping, where hundreds of thousands were buried alive. She led the iron cavalry of Great Qin, contending for supremacy against the Six Kingdoms. She saw the land split into three, rivers and mountains shattered — and heard the serene melody of a qin from Longzhong. During the golden age of Zhenguan, she drank the night away. And that legendary empress — how did her splendor unfold? She once rode in fine garments on spirited steeds, and once stood with a feathered fan and silk headband. She was a humble farmer, and a village schoolteacher. Yet no one knows that this person has lived for two thousand years.
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| 0 | Chapter 1: Not All Old Men Are Slow on Their Feet | 0 |
| 1 | Chapter 2: It's Not Easy to Earn Your Own Meal | 0 |
| 2 | Chapter 3: Don't Talk While Eating | 0 |
| 3 | Chapter 4: Generally Speaking, Tough Guys on the Outside Are Henpecked at Home | 0 |
| 4 | Chapter 5: On the Making of a Hothead | 0 |
| 5 | Chapter 6: Lian Po — Isn't He the Guy Who Carried the Brambles? | 0 |
| 6 | Chapter 7: This Goddamn Feudal Society | 0 |
| 7 | Chapter 7: The Strange Fish | 0 |
| 8 | Chapter 9: The Different Always Has Its Reasons for Being Different | 0 |
| 9 | Chapter 10: The Six Arts of a Gentleman — Roughnecks Don't Need to Bother with All That | 0 |
| 10 | Chapter 11: Xiao Lü, Do You Know What a Sword Is | 0 |
| 11 | Chapter 12: I Don't Know Anything About Practicing Swords Either | 0 |
| 12 | Chapter 13: Some Horses Are with You for Life, So Treat Them Well | 0 |
| 13 | Chapter 14: A Baller's Pride | 0 |
| 14 | Chapter 15: First Snow in Xianyang | 0 |
| 15 | Chapter 16: The Sword Emerges | 0 |
| 16 | Chapter 17: The Battle of Changping | 0 |
| 17 | Chapter 18: The Butcher's Ambition | 0 |
| 18 | Chapter 19: Laugh Not If I Lie Drunk on the Battlefield — How Many Warriors Come Home? | 0 |
| 19 | Chapter 20: A Scholar Hears a Poem | 0 |
| 20 | Chapter 21: The Jiang Siyao Concert | 0 |
| 21 | Chapter 22: Fairy in a Painting | 0 |
| 22 | Chapter 23: About to Call It Winter Cold, Yet It Feels Like Spring | 0 |
| 23 | Chapter 24: If You're Not Coming Home Tonight, You'd Better Let Your Parents Know | 0 |
| 24 | Chapter 25: Grinning on the Outside, F***ing Seething Inside | 0 |
| 25 | Chapter 26: Has Lord Wu'an Lost His Edge, or Has Dongzan Tower Gone Too Big for Its Boots? | 0 |
| 26 | Chapter 27: As Winter Slowly Chills, a Lazy Beauty | 0 |
| 27 | Chapter 28: Guiguzi on Swords | 0 |
| 28 | Chapter 29: Year-End Call to Arms — Hey, Even Soldiers Get Annual Leave, Right? | 0 |
| 29 | Chapter 30: No Path Back | 0 |
| 30 | Chapter 31: In This Army, Besides Waiting to Die, What Else Is There? | 0 |
| 31 | Chapter 32: So When Trouble Comes, Learn to Step Aside | 0 |
| 32 | Chapter 33: With One Thrust of This Spear, You Might Just Call Me Daddy | 0 |
| 33 | Chapter 34: Peace on the Way Home | 0 |
| 34 | Chapter 35: Aren't You Just Going Out of Your Way to Make Things Difficult for This Gu? | 0 |
| 35 | Chapter 36: A Brand New World? Oh Sure, Keep On Sweet-Talking | 0 |
| 36 | Chapter 37: Shengshi in the Flames | 0 |
| 37 | Chapter 38: A Towering Lie | 0 |
| 38 | Chapter 39: Sometimes Getting Lost in a Lie Beats Staring Down the Truth | 0 |
| 39 | Chapter 40: A Promise Is a Promise, After All | 0 |
| 40 | Chapter 40: Keeping a Promise — Turns Out It's Necessary After All | 0 |
| 41 | Chapter 41: From the East Market to the City Gate — Really Only Four or Five Steps | 0 |
| 42 | Chapter 42: To Fight Facing Death | 0 |
| 43 | Chapter 43: Still Not Dead After All That — Must Have Nine Lives | 0 |
| 44 | Chapter 44: Finding a Doctor Just Like That — Pretty Lucky After All | 0 |
| 45 | Chapter 45: Money Talks — It Always Does | 0 |
| 46 | Chapter 46: Honestly, I Never Wanted to Fight | 0 |
| 47 | Chapter 47: Take a Walk in the Cold — Turns Out You'll Catch a Cold | 0 |
| 48 | Chapter 48: A Desperate Army Shall Prevail | 0 |
| 49 | Chapter 49: Sometimes in War, It All Comes Down to Fighting Spirit | 0 |
| 50 | Chapter 50: Lunatics Who Don't Care If They Die | 0 |
| 51 | Chapter 51: The Last Snow Before Spring | 0 |
| 52 | Chapter 52: They Surrendered Like Tigers and Returned Like Conquerors | 0 |
| 53 | Chapter 53: May the Road Treat You Well | 0 |
| 54 | Chapter 54: Die Like Dogs | 0 |
| 55 | Chapter 55: For Some Things, Even the Doer Cannot Say Why | 0 |
| 56 | Chapter 56: For a Commander, to Compromise Is the Greatest Shame | 0 |
| 57 | Chapter 57: Dress, Eat, Walk, and Sleep — In Short, Etiquette Is a Nightmare | 0 |
| 58 | Chapter 58: To Be a General Is to Have Slaughtered Millions | 0 |
| 59 | Chapter 59: In a World Like This, Best Not to Grow a Conscience | 0 |
| 60 | Chapter 60: A Body Good for Nothing — Good Enough to Sacrifice | 0 |
| 61 | Chapter 61: Just Can't Quite Let Go | 0 |
| 62 | Chapter 62: Money — It's Always Important | 0 |
| 63 | Chapter 63: Every Year Has Its Share of Strange Things | 0 |
| 64 | Chapter 64: The Death-Row Camp | 0 |
| 65 | Chapter 66: Once Dead to Them, a Person Is No Better Than an Object | 0 |
| 66 | Chapter 67: The Difference Between Fake Snoring and Real Snoring Is Surprisingly Large | 0 |
| 67 | Chapter 68: Have They Been Trained Into Idiots? | 0 |
| 68 | Chapter 69: Life and Death Be What They May — I Ask Only to Come Home Before Long | 0 |
| 69 | Chapter 70: A Visit from Guigu | 0 |
| 70 | Chapter 71: Oh, The Kid Who Stole My Money! | 0 |
| 71 | Chapter 72: In Life, Always Reach for More | 0 |
| 72 | Chapter 73: Even the Greatest Swordsmen Were Children Once | 0 |
| 73 | Chapter 74: Getting Cold Out — Better Bundle Up | 0 |
| 74 | Chapter 75: My Father Once Made Me a Little Wooden Sword Too | 0 |
| 75 | Chapter 76: Fantasizing About Food Is a Perfectly Valid Strategy | 0 |
| 76 | Chapter 77: Come Back and Look, When the Time Comes | 0 |
| 77 | Chapter 78: The Other One Doesn't Want to Come Back | 0 |
| 78 | Chapter 79: Black Army, White Robes | 0 |
| 79 | Chapter 80: Not One Man Turned Back | 0 |
| 80 | Chapter 81: Yiren's Escape | 0 |
| 81 | Chapter 82: So Yeah, Bribery Really Is a Time-Honored Tradition | 0 |
| 82 | Chapter 83: A Woman? Must Be My Imagination | 0 |
| 83 | Chapter 84: The Spirit of the Xianzhen | 0 |
| 84 | Chapter 85: The Bigger Picture Comes First | 0 |
| 85 | Chapter 86: Be a Good Emperor, All Right? | 0 |
| 86 | Chapter 87: What About My Dignity? | 0 |
| 87 | Chapter 88: All Things Are Commerce | 0 |
| 88 | Chapter 89: To Contend with Heaven | 0 |
| 89 | Chapter 90: The Mantle of Bai Qi | 0 |
| 90 | Chapter 91: Can't Even Manage to Get Drunk Once | 0 |
| 91 | Chapter 92: No One Was Crying — The Beacon Fires Just Stung Our Eyes | 0 |
| 92 | Chapter 93: Homecoming | 0 |
| 93 | Chapter 94: Gone to Dust | 0 |
| 94 | Chapter 95: Nobody Has Time for an Idler | 0 |
| 95 | Chapter 96: The Resolute Gambler | 0 |
| 96 | Chapter 97: That Year, Li Si Was Still Very Young | 0 |
| 97 | Chapter 98: Scholars Are Such a Bother | 0 |
| 98 | Chapter 99: Whatever Happened to Your Grand Ambitions? | 0 |
| 99 | Chapter 100: Master Gu? Since When Is She a Master? | 0 |