A Priest in the Sitcom World

Running a dungeon one moment…and suddenly waking up in a world of American TV shows? Even better—he brought his game character’s abilities with him. Unfortunately, most of them are healing spells. So Ethan opens a small clinic and decides to make a living with Holy Light. His roommates? Sheldon and Leonard from The Big Bang Theory. His first patient? An old man with a creepy voice who walks in and says: “I want to play a game.” Yes. That guy. From Saw. Then John Wick starts dropping by as a regular customer—until he and his wife end up joining the clinic staff. After all, free healthcare is a pretty great employee benefit. Life in this low-magic world was actually pretty comfortable. Cure the occasional terminal illness. Eat cupcakes baked by Max from 2 Broke Girls. Enjoy the quiet life. Until one day, a certain trickster-like entity draws a glowing circle and says: “Find the doctor.” The moment Ethan steps through the portal— battlefields, corpses, and despair crash into him all at once. The enemy commander sneers. “You’ve already lost.No one you summon can save you.” Ethan pauses. “Actually… there’s one spell I’ve never used before.” Mass. Resurrection. Holy Light tears through the night. The fallen heroes rise again. Across the battlefield, the enemy army falls silent. Then someone finally shouts: “REPORT HIM!THIS GUY IS CLEARLY CHEATING!”