The Legend of Kyros Magnus

The Great Mage Kyros Magnus is the most powerful being in the world. His magic is peerless, his pranks legendary, and his looks breathtaking. He is the savior of the world (multiple times) and a great hero respected and adored by millions, while also being married to a beautiful, billionaire high elven princess, but... Being awesome does not mean much when you are a jobless bum who is dependent on your highly competent wife for a monthly allowance, or when you are being terrorized by your best friend (who also happens to be the Queen of the realm) for the prank you pulled on her last week. Kyros might have the ability to manipulate space and time, but he still has to live his life each day, subject to mortal laws and petty regulations, and the expectations of his loved ones, with the occasional time travel and dark lord thrown in there somewhere. What to expect: •  Kyros being adored by his wife•  Spectacular magic (occasionally, maybe)•  Bureaucracy •  Adventures (if the budget allows)•  Overzealous fans: including a pedantic sister-in-law and a smart child with bad grades•  Mr. Grumpy (A Cat) What not to expect: •  Lengthy magic duels•  Kyros saving the world (that has already happened)•  Smut •  Harem (Why?!)•  Poor literacy among commoners•  A lengthy analysis of how the magic works (It's magic, dammit!) This is an episodic series. Chapters of around 1,000-2,000 words will be released twice a week (Wednesday and Saturday) after I finish writing each story.