by Sakura saki
Su Ian Hoo's biggest career achievement was lasting six weeks at a call center. Her biggest mistake? Insulting a peacock. Now she's trapped in the body of a dull male bird in a world that runs on LitRPG logic. The system wants her to complete three trials. Su wants a refund. But this curse is older than she knows. And some secrets don't stay buried forever. ║ WHAT TO EXPECT ║ ✓ STRONG TO ABSURD (she starts useless, ends a menace) ✓ TIME LOOPS (death is just a loading screen) ✓ LITRPG MECHANICS ✓ SARCASM AS A SURVIVAL MECHANISM ✓ DRAGONS (with abandonment issues) ✓ ONE (1) TRAUMATIZED FERN ✓ ACCIDENTAL FOLK HERO STATUS ✓ FOUND FAMILY (whether she likes it or not) ✓ ACTUAL GENDER RECOGNITION (eventually) ║ WHAT NOT TO EXPECT ║ ✗ ROMANCE (Su is too tired and angry for that) ✗ HAREM (the system gave her one. she didn't want it.) ✗ A PROTAGONIST WHO MAKES GOOD DECISIONS ✗ RESPECT FOR AUTHORITY FIGURES
