Tales from Towerne

Surrender immediately, human-knight scum! In the realm-shifting spires of Towerne, the stupidly overpowered High Overlord Chaos rules with a silly teacup in one hand and cosmic power in the other. He's deadly, handsome, and absolutely unstoppable... so long as he remembers what he was supposed to be doing. Oh, and he HATES Knights. He's got Terminally Online minion "mogposting" them on the hour. Follow his quirky underlings—scouts, maniacs, weirdos, and trap-setters galore—as they bungle heists, prank eternal rivals like the stoic Lord Knight Captain (she's the one wearing a maid outfit with cat-ears on the cover... she lost a bet,) and navigate absurd holidays like All Hell-Ows! Eve and endure horrid interdimensional road trips. There will be wild pranks, epic relic hunts, outlandishly attractive antagonists, and yes, there will be BLOOD!This is a short fiction series with a bit of Discworld wit, some Good Omens banter, and plenty of Chaos. Will The High Overlord expand his domain further into grander and stranger realms? Yes, duh, but it's going to be a wild ride! Perfect for fans of humorous epics—dive in and join the Minionry! What to expect: -Many, many characters in a shared world screwing up each other's day -Brutally powerful knights and overlords managing realms filled with goofy losers -Chapters averaging around 1,000 -1,500 words -Puns, naughty jokes, crazy sword battles and awkward dates Chapters release Monday through Friday. (Can't wait? Become a Patron and read up to ten chapters in advance at https://www.patreon.com/cw/kellinkston )