Tales from Towerne [SLICE OF LIFE FANTASY, OP MC]

SURRENDER, KNIGHT-SCUM! — all your dimensions are belong to us!!   Welcome to Towerne, new kid, where THE High Overlord Chaos reigns supreme from a throne made of stolen reality and badass magic. In one hand he holds ultimate cosmic power – unkillable, undeniable, way sexy. The other hand? A teacup of the worst case of short-term memory loss you’ve ever seen. It’s a bummer, yeah, but it’s worth it to be on the winning team. Our dark master’s stupidly overpowered, terminally distracted, and he hates those Royal Knights with the burning passion of a thousand suns!!! If he hates the Knights, then that means WE hate the Knights, you dig? Steal their underwear. Put banana peels under their feet before they go downstairs. Never use "please" or "thank you" around them. Sign them up for stupid newsletters – anything to get an edge! His minions (that’s us!)  are a glorious disaster: we got deranged scouts, trap-obsessed pervs, and pro internet trolls who spend their days mogposting that loser Lord Knight Captain (the one rocking the maid outfit – she lost a bet. lmao.) We crush interdimensional heists, smash celestial pantheons, and turn relic hunts into a group therapy session with swords and sickass magic. We’re the best minions serving under any overlord. What, you wanna work under Overlord Delirium?! Bro, she’d have you working the coffee fields – gross!   During your service in Towerne, expect: -Pranks that end in blood (and sometimes cake~) -Heists that go sideways into war crimes (ask Raid Minion) -Rad holidays like All Hell-Ows! Eve or the annual Interdimensional Road Trip to Super Hell (where we beat up super demons for fun btw, you should see it) -Brutally powerful (I love him) Top Dog Overlord that just so happens to be the number one most-wanted person in all realities throughout history ever (told you he was cool) -Terrible puns, filthy jokes (I’ll tell you about that FREAK Knight Harmony later) and sword fights that turn into awkward dates. All that and more. It’s crazy here. Welcome to Towerne, new kid. Now let’s get that bread.     Short chapters (around 1,500 words usually) New parts drop Monday through Friday. A little romance, a little philosophy, but mostly sword fights, jokes, and people losing clothes at the funniest-possible time. Stupidly overpowered mentor character: forgets often, fights rarely, but the heavens open when he does. Stupidly overpowered antagonist: depressed as hell but bakes a dang-good pie. They might be in love. (EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW) Can’t wait? Patrons get up to ten chapters ahead right here:https://www.patreon.com/cw/kellinkston