The Lazy Hero Doesn't Want More Responsibilities [3 chapters weekly]

"Some people awaken to save the world. Raven just wanted to finish his ice cream." In a single night, the sky cracked, monsters crawled out of the city center, and the "System" decided that Raven was hero material. The problem? Raven hates responsibility even more than he hates his overdue bills. While the world screams for a savior, Raven is looking for the "unsubscribe" button. But his power, Super Adaptation, is a cruel joke: it only evolves through pain, chaos, and the kind of manual labor that makes his adult soul wither. It’s the worst possible ability for a man whose only ambition is a nap and a quiet room. Forced into a life of brutal battles and urban destruction, Raven must deal with a supernatural apocalypse that feels suspiciously like it was programmed by a toxic call center manager. Saving the world is starting to feel like just another shift at a job he never applied for—and he’s definitely not getting paid enough for this.