
by Redd Ensign
When OGRE accidentally acquires Camp Dominion Pines, MONARCH’s historic youth training facility, the Defenders of the Dominion are forced into an emergency mission: reclaim the camp before it’s transformed into a “Holiday Synergy Experience Zone™.” OGRE wants branded cabins, “strategic s’mores,” and a Founder’s Frolic press event in six days. MONARCH wants their legacy back—along with the junior training program, the traditions, and whatever is still alive in the canoe shed. Expect corporate villainy, patriotic bureaucracy, melted popsicles, friendship-bracelet diplomacy, and the kind of motivational chant warfare no bylaw can contain. CABIN PRESSURE is a comedic superhero case file about belonging, tradition, and the battle for the next generation—fought one campfire at a time.
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