
by GangJesus
Disclaimer: I want to make this very clear, this series of books is SATIRE. Meaning it is supposed to be stupid. It is not meant to offend any religion or faith. This is a book primarily for Christian readers, although people of any religion can read it. There are no "good guys" or "bad guys" in this story, no one side has moral superiorty over the other. Enjoy reading. This book series will be updated sporadically bc I'm lazy, so it may be a while between individual chapters are uploaded The Year is 3500 A.D., Humanity has united under the religion of Christianity and is now a democratic theocracy under the governance of UCOE (United Churches of Earth) We have conquered our solar system, built a Dyson Swarm around Sol, and terraformed Mars and Venus. Humanity embarks on its greatest adventure yet, colonizing Proxima Centauri b, but it doesn't go to plan. We come across Aliens known as the Zhakutik, whose polytheistic religion is an affront to Christianity and vice versa. 500 years of simmering tensions later, and the inevitable war begins. Will the first Interstellar War in history end in humanity's extinction?
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