
by NimAl
According to "The Covenant": [All things reproduced, none died. Eden grew too vast, so God created death and hung it high in the sky. He made Shenyin the Lord of Life, governing the beginning of all things. He made Yona the Lord of Finality, managing the withering of all creatures. Only Kuba was displeasing and was exiled by God. To escape death, Kuba shunned the sunlight for all eternity.] Norton picked up his pen and crossed out Kuba's name from "The Covenant," then wrote his own name in its place. Kuba is the progenitor of vampires? When I kill the vampire progenitor, then I, Norton, will be the true progenitor of vampires!
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| 0 | Chapter 1: The Church | 0 |
| 1 | Chapter 2: God Created Death and Hung It in the Sky | 0 |
| 2 | Chapter 3: The Mass | 0 |
| 3 | Chapter 4: Holiness | 0 |
| 4 | Chapter 5: God's Human Side | 0 |
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| Chapter 6: Off to See God |
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| 6 | Chapter 7: The Church Shall Not Be Defied | 0 |
| 7 | Chapter 8: Resurrection | 0 |
| 8 | Chapter 9: Cow Blood Will Have to Do | 0 |
| 9 | Chapter 13: Holy Shit, These Guys | 0 |
| 10 | Chapter 11: The Eternal Creature | 0 |
| 11 | Chapter 12: Finally Going Out | 0 |
| 13 | Chapter 14: Withered, Red-Eyed, Sharp-Toothed, and Unclean | 0 |
| 14 | Chapter 15: Moving House | 0 |
| 15 | Chapter 16: His Holiness the Pope | 0 |
| 16 | Chapter 17: His Holiness Is Dying | 0 |
| 17 | Chapter 18: God! | 0 |
| 18 | Chapter 19: The Corpse of God | 0 |
| 19 | Chapter 20: The Attack | 0 |
| 20 | Chapter 21: Return to St. Peter's City | 0 |
| 21 | Chapter 22: Lino City | 0 |
| 22 | Chapter 23: A Life of Routine | 0 |
| 23 | Chapter 24: Call It Talent | 0 |
| 24 | Chapter 25: A Conscience. Sort Of. | 0 |
| 25 | Chapter 26: Wasting Food Is a Sin! | 0 |
| 26 | Chapter 27: The Holy Inquisition Returns | 0 |
| 27 | Chapter 28: For the Pack | 0 |
| 28 | Chapter 29: Entering the Church | 0 |