Flesh of Gods [LitRPG, Comedy, Space Whales]

When the world ended, Nathan was drinking tequila through a vuvuzela at a bonfire party, covered in dicks drawn by strangers. He didn't even finish the countdown. Now Earth is gone, and he's property of an alien corporation, saved in the nanosecond before extinction, fitted with a parasitic god-fragment fused to his spine, and handed a two-hundred-year service contract he can work off by killing things. The god-fragment won't shut up. It speaks in his voice. It wants him to eat things, punch people, and "bonk." It quoted Diogenes mid-boss-fight. Nathan's weapon is a plastic horn. His build is terrible. He survives by forming a soul-bond with a baby space whale and eating alien tentacles while his team texts him to stop. In a universe that runs on extraction and exploitation, Nathan would rather understand something than kill it. That might be the most dangerous thing about him.   What to Expect: * LitRPG system with levels, stats, and terrible build decisions (think Dungeon Crawler Carl meets Annihilation) * Weak-to-strong progression (heavy emphasis on the weak part) * Found family forged under alien corporate exploitation * Cosmic horror meets corporate satire   Updates Mon–Fri for launch month, then M/W/F.