The Adorable Tentacle Xeno-Chan

“Argh! No way! We are a hero party! How could we lose?” Alex, the hero from the church, gasped as a mass of tentacles impaled him. Then another one opened its mouth and chomped his remains. Hero? I couldn’t care less. I hate them. They are evil. They deserved to die, nyaa. [You have assimilated Alex, the hero.][You have learned a new skill, the Heavenly Sword.] “Die, you monster!” A searing flame struck me from the mage. The mage cast her largest fire magic, exploding my upper body to bits. But I am a Xeno, a being from another world. As long as I still have a single cell alive, I am immortal, nyaa. My body regenerated, returning to the pristine white-haired catgirl with a tunic just like before. Then a tentacle jutted out from my back. I unleashed a beam of light from its mouth. The beam went through her torso, carving a hole in her chest. She looked at me agape; her last words were a curse. Several tentacles soon joined the fray, eating the corpse. [You have assimilated Ellie, the mage.][You have learned a new skill, All Elemental Mastery.] Now all that’s left are the priest and the paladin from the church. I promised I will destroy you all. For I am Xeno-chan, the adorable tentacle from another world! Release: Tuesday/Sunday after writhathon