by Adamsvet
Vasily Butylkin (Litrovich), a former alcoholic, finds his true calling: science! Inspired by an old crop-duster plane and a mysterious 1827 "Treatise on Interdimensional Transitions," Vasily declares war on the speed of light. His mission demands genius, so he recruits Innokenty the Blacksmith — the most educated man in the village, who knows how to fix manure pumps. Together, they construct a Hyper-relativistic Engine from a captured Wehrmacht barrel and a spacesuit made from a stolen quilted blanket and a stolen multicooker. While his wife, Agrafena Derdamedonovna, proudly builds his image as the "HYPERSPACE BREAKER," Vasily prepares for his first flight. What could possibly go wrong when the first cosmonaut, protected by horse dung, presses the button?
| # | Title | Words |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Stableman's Genius | — |
| 2 | Fuel of the Gods and the French Kiss | — |
| 3 | The Key to the Start and the Birch Broom Blowdown | — |
| 4 | Step Beyond the Horizon of Action | — |
| 5 | Mars Attacks the Radish Patch | — |
| 6 | The Resistance Block Against Alien Occupiers | — |
| 7 | The Butcher in the Fireman’s Helmet | — |
| 8 | Internal Disinfection and Huge Organs | — |
| 9 | Don't Touch My Anatomy! | — |
| 10 | The Chronotopological Anomaly of Vaska the Bottle | — |
| 11 | The Seed of the Universe | — |
| 12 | The Event Horizon and Grandma Zina's Garden | — |
| 13 | Vaska’s New Project | — |
| 14 | The Brine Diplomacy | — |
| 15 | A Galaxy in the Hayloft | — |
| 16 | The Diamond Fever | — |
| 17 | The Tank-Hearted Beast and a Cradle of Pipe | — |
| 18 | The Sect of Giant Diamonds | — |
| 19 | The Iron Womb | — |
| 20 | The Titan Flings His Hammer | — |
| 21 | Technological Superiority. Aviation is Powerless | — |
| 22 | The Nettle Key to the Otherworld | — |
| 23 | The Birth of the Prince of Darkness | — |
| 24 | The Extraction Protocol | — |
| 25 | The Rebirth of Vasily Bottle: Chaos, Curds, and the Alchemical Blood | — |
| 26 | The Belly Dance of the Black Queen | — |
| 27 | From Dark Lord to Primitive Man: One Leap from the Bushes | — |
| 28 | The Dominant Male of the Forest | — |
| 29 | The Thorny Path to the Native Hearth | — |
| 30 | Social Integration: Undercover as Slobbery-Lip Klava | — |
| 31 | The Extreme Drag Course | — |
| 32 | .50 BMG, Two Grenades, and a Jerrycan of "Kefir" | — |
| 33 | A Secret Meeting in the Pipe with the Lord of Shit and Steam | — |
| 34 | Ancient Eastern Gymnastics for Karl Karlovich | — |
| 35 | A Toothless Daughter and the Three-Century Hoard | — |
| 36 | The Strike of the Quantum Stallion | — |
| 37 | Moonshine for the Stabilization of Intergalactic Relations | — |
| 38 | Face-to-Face: The Humanoid Table Summit | — |
| 39 | Alcoholic Entities from Sagittarius B2 | — |
| 40 | The Ethanol Bridge to Peace | — |
| 41 | Honorary Alkanator-B2 | — |
| 42 | Alcohol as the Engine of Progress | — |
| 43 | A Roman-Style Binge | — |
| 44 | Time to Get the Hell Out | — |
| 45 | The End of the Business Trip | — |
| 46 | Vasily's Eternal Déjà Vu | — |
| 47 | New Members of the Perfect Society | — |
