BUT I DIDN'T EVEN DIE!

Han never died. One moment he is a divorced, broke, and miserable hardware salesman; the next his life is turning around. Then he is yanked to a spirit realm by a goddess who offers him a "second chance" he never asked for. His old life is erased through her carelessness, leaving nothing to return to. She must keep him content or face punishment for her errors. Trapped among dangerously seductive divine roommates who are bound to ease his transition, Han is forced to choose rebirth on Keltur, a medieval world of magic and strange creatures. He vows to build power and exact revenge on the goddess who stole his life. This is no gentle isekai redemption. It is a slow-burn descent into ambition, lust, horror, and vengeance. In this richly layered world, Han will claim his new half-elf body, survive being thrown to the wolves, and claw out his revenge—one calculated step at a time. After all… he didn't even die!