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by LTAnderson
When aliens from another dimension offer Earth the gift of eternal youth, Buck takes his sweet time accepting. On the day he finally does, the aliens turn the planet into a fantasy land where they intend to experience the full extent of human imagination as players in a very much live game. Buck is one of the few humans who manage to survive this transformation. Armed with many decades of life and RPG experience, he'll do what it takes to go from a cranky nuisance to a full-blown disaster for the invaders. A quest like this requires trusty allies. The ones Buck finds are a Southern lawyer with a hair trigger and a stripper whose explosive personality is only rivaled by her fire spells. The three of them will have to work together, expand their party, and level up fast. All the while, they'll be hunted by alien agents not looking to have their fun spoiled by the few surviving locals. An old man, a lawyer, and a stripper walk into an XP bar.The old man adjusts his collar and goes, "I tell ya, I get no respec." What to Expect• Slice-of-adventure - a combination of tense, fast-paced action with slower character moments and party interactions• Rich RPG system taking its cues from D&D, Might and Magic, Arcanum, and Fallout - hidden trainers, paid skill promotions, and perks galore• Gradual weak-to-strong progression where every level is a milestone - book 1 has the heroes dealing with local threats like goblins and mad wizards, book 2 has them facing undead armies and colossal beasts, and after that, not even the sky's the limit• Single first-person PoV and no flashbacks - the story ever moves forward• Lighthearted tone but real stakes - the situations the heroes find themselves in may often be comedic, but the danger is always real• (Im)mature characters who know what they're about - no teen angst or drama due to miscommunication• Babes in varying states of undress but no smut or harems• Party-based - the characters may argue and banter, but they're all working towards a common goal Book 1 is complete. Book 2, Geezer's Side Quest, is ongoing. Book 3, Treasure Chest Geezer's Quest, is currently being written.Release schedule: New chapters on Monday, Wednesday, Friday.No robots were used in the writing of this story.
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| 1 | Chapter 1: Senior Citizen's Cane | 0 |
| 2 | Chapter 2: What's My Age Again | 0 |
| 3 | Chapter 3: The Day the Skeletons Came to Life | 0 |
| 4 | Chapter 4: Going the Distance | 0 |
| 5 | Chapter 5: Suburban Showdown | 0 |
| 6 | Chapter 6: Class Houses | 0 |
| 7 | Chapter 7: Top of the Morning | 0 |
| 8 | Chapter 8: Life of the Party | 0 |
| 9 | Chapter 9: Sing Us a Song Tonight | 0 |
| 10 | Chapter 10: Modern-day Warriors | 0 |
| 11 | Chapter 11: Movin' Out | 0 |
| 12 | Chapter 12: A Lack of Nice Mustache | 0 |
| 13 | Chapter 13: Running on Ice | 0 |
| 14 | Chapter 14: Maniacs | 0 |
| 15 | Chapter 15: Firestarter | 0 |
| 16 | Chapter 16: A Great Axe | 0 |
| 17 | Chapter 17: Party Time | 0 |
| 18 | Chapter 18: What It's All About | 0 |
| 19 | Chapter 19: Check Out Any Time | 0 |
| 20 | Chapter 20: Those That Wish Them Best | 0 |
| 21 | Chapter 21: Built in a Day | 0 |
| 22 | Chapter 22: A Clean Solution | 0 |
| 23 | Chapter 23: Fear of the Dark | 0 |
| 24 | Chapter 24: Leather Jackets and Tight Blue Jeans | 0 |
| 25 | Chapter 24.1: Red Lightning Special, Part 1 | 0 |
| 26 | Chapter 24.2: Red Lightning Special, Part 2 | 0 |
| 27 | Chapter 24.3: Red Lightning Special, Part 3 | 0 |
| 28 | Chapter 24.4: Red Lightning Special, Part 4 | 0 |
| 29 | Chapter 24.5: Red Lightning Special, Part 5 | 0 |
| 30 | Chapter 25: Ill Met in Nottingham | 0 |
| 31 | Chapter 26: In Exile | 0 |
| 32 | Chapter 27: Matter of Thrust | 0 |
| 33 | Chapter 28: Money Can Be Exchanged | 0 |
| 34 | Chapter 29: Goods and Services | 0 |
| 35 | Chapter 30: The Fourth Law | 0 |
| 36 | Chapter 31: The Orcing Hour | 0 |
| 37 | Chapter 32: Hour of the Drag In | 0 |
| 38 | Chapter 33: Don't Mind the Blade | 0 |
| 39 | Chapter 34: Work the Lock | 0 |
| 40 | Chapter 35: All You Get for Your Money | 0 |
| 41 | Chapter 36: The Streets All Look the Same | 0 |
| 42 | Chapter 37: Some Are Silk and Some Are Leather | 0 |
| 43 | Chapter 38: On the Road Again | 0 |
| 44 | Chapter 39: A Bottle of White, a Bottle of Red | 0 |
| 45 | Chapter 40: The Stick Up | 0 |
| 46 | Chapter 41: Fort, Night | 0 |
| 47 | Chapter 42: Sledge-O-Matic | 0 |
| 48 | Chapter 43: Loot Goblin | 0 |
| 49 | Chapter 44: Private Eyes | 0 |
| 50 | Chapter 45: Rose on the Grey | 0 |
| 51 | Chapter 46: The Butler Did It | 0 |
| 52 | Chapter 47: Another Round | 0 |
| 53 | Chapter 48: Sword and Broad | 0 |
| 54 | Chapter 49: My Old Friend | 0 |
| 55 | Chapter 50: The Key of the Three Moons | 0 |
| 56 | Chapter 51: Only Happy When It Drains | 0 |
| 57 | Chapter 52: The Iron Crisis | 0 |
| 58 | Chapter 53: The Eyeless Face | 0 |
| 59 | Chapter 54: Looking Glass | 0 |
| 60 | Chapter 55: Walk Into More Doors | 0 |
| 61 | Chapter 56: Free Bird | 0 |
| 62 | Chapter 57: The Elder's Scrolls | 0 |
| 63 | Chapter 58: Rescue Rangers | 0 |
| 64 | Chapter 59: Turn the Lights Back On | 0 |
| 65 | Chapter 60: I Cast Fist! | 0 |
| 66 | Chapter 61: Wonderful Spell, Fireball | 0 |
| 67 | Chapter 62: Duck till Dawn | 0 |
| 68 | Intermission: Book 2, Geezer's Side Quest, Announcement | 0 |
| 69 | Book 2, Chapter 1: Joining You | 0 |
| 70 | Book 2, Chapter 2: A Worm Welcome | 0 |
| 71 | Book 2, Chapter 3: Holy Discipline | 0 |
| 72 | Book 2, Chapter 4: Lean Times in Nottingham | 0 |
| 73 | Book 2, Chapter 5: Classic Fixture | 0 |
| 74 | Book 2, Chapter 6: With Friends Like These | 0 |
| 75 | Book 2, Chapter 7: Keep Your Friends Close | 0 |
| 76 | Book 2, Chapter 8: Frank and Earnest | 0 |
| 77 | Book 2, Chapter 9: A Thief's Mark | 0 |
| 78 | Book 2, Chapter 10: Retail of Steel | 0 |
| 79 | Book 2, Chapter 11: From Citizen to Solomon | 0 |
| 80 | Book 2, Chapter 12: The Bard's Tale | 0 |
| 81 | Book 2, Chapter 13: A Hard Night's Day | 0 |
| 82 | Book 2, Chapter 14: Ledge Wizards | 0 |
| 83 | Book 2, Chapter 15: Clobbering Time | 0 |
| 84 | Book 2, Chapter 16: Evil Draws Close | 0 |
| 85 | Book 2, Chapter 17: Jealousy | 0 |
| 86 | Book 2, Chapter 18: Unlimited Power | 0 |
| 87 | Book 2, Chapter 19: Hot Topic | 0 |
| 88 | Book 2, Chapter 20: Inn and Out | 0 |
| 89 | Book 2, Chapter 21: Rice to Meet You | — |
| 90 | Book 2, Chapter 22: The Return of the Kid | — |
| 91 | Book 2, Chapter 23: Putting the Creep in Creeper | — |
| 92 | Book 2, Chapter 24: Helps to Have a Map | — |
| 93 | Book 2, Chapter 25: People Person | — |
| 94 | Book 2, Chapter 26: Getting Caught in the Rain | — |
| 95 | Book 2, Chapter 27: Ogre Your Head | — |
| 96 | Book 2, Chapter 28: Cooling Down | — |
| 97 | Book 2, Chapter 29: Slime in the Coconut | — |
| 98 | Book 2, Chapter 30: I'm a Doctor, Not a Miner | — |
| 99 | Book 2, Chapter 31: Gems and the Hollow Ground | — |
| 100 | Book 2, Chapter 32: Spell-lunking | — |
| 101 | Book 2, Chapter 33: Grifts of the Magi | — |
| 102 | Book 2, Chapter 34: Meals on Deals | — |
| 103 | Book 2, Chapter 35: Fee-Fi-Fo-Fumble | — |
| 104 | Release Announcement: Geezer Is Here | 0 |