Mirror King [A Cozy Satirical Adventure][Book 1 Complete]

[Book 1: Complete!] [Book 2: Ongoing!] *Backlog of 100k words* Book Cover by Duy Phan  --- Blurb: Hey buddies! My name is Gregory Zell, but you can call me Greg... or GZelle. Whatever floats your proverbial boat.  I was a relatively normal 30 year old paramedic, living in Northern California. Life was pretty good on Earth. I owned my own home, had a wonderful wife, a couple of dogs, and plenty of friends. One day, when I was helping my college friend move into a loft in San Francisco, I dropped his ancient mirror down a few flights of stairs. In the process of trying to catch it, I fell over the banister. Big mistake, let me tell you. Instead of the mirror breaking, I went through it... and my entire life changed. Honestly, I'm having a great time. I have spells! I can turn into a Gazelle! I can even light myself on fire without hurting myself! Did I mention I'm a magical blacksmith?  Anyway... I've got a group of friends, now. We roam about the country doing quests, getting into trouble, getting out of trouble, and usually cap the night with a pint or two. It's been one hell of a ride but I wouldn't trade it for anything. Eventually, I want to get strong enough to use my Mirror powers to portal to Earth and bring my wife back. But, that might take some time.  Join me as I figure out my life in this new world.  There will be sentient buckets.  --- Releases Mondays/Wednesdays/Thursdays 2:03 pm CST. What to Expect ✦ Portal Fantasy / Isekai ✦ Gamelit without stat spam ✦ Unique Magic system ✦ Homebrewed & imperfect loot ✦ No one is OP ✦ Found Family ✦ Slice of Life ✦ Creative problem solving  ✦ No Harem  ✦ Exploration, monsters, chill hangs ✦ A cozy treehouse  Only Published on RoyalRoad and Patreon by "Barasadian"