A Fish Called Murder

Kill the girl. Save the dragon. Cure dyslexia. Well... two out of three ain't bad. Something terrible is brewing underneath the sleepy town of Kackston Valley. A mysterious supernatural entity called Murder thought he was spawning as some kind of hell beast in a pool of ritual human sacrifice, only to find out that he is a one inch nibble fish in a failing day spa. Murder must overcome his many disadvantages and discover what he is before he can grow powerful enough to defeat his enemies and take on the world. This is an absurdist comedy sci-fi with some light progression elements. Expect dark comedy, talking animals, complex hive-mind structures and more blood than you can poke a fish at. Book 1 is complete and will be released from 23rd Feb - 12th June. Updates Monday, Wednesday, Friday.