by fablkak
Kill the girl. Save the dragon. Cure dyslexia. Well... two out of three ain't bad. Something terrible is brewing underneath the sleepy town of Kackston Valley. A mysterious supernatural entity called Murder thought he was spawning as some kind of hell beast in a pool of ritual human sacrifice, only to find out that he is a one inch nibble fish in a failing day spa. Murder must overcome his many disadvantages and discover what he is before he can grow powerful enough to defeat his enemies and take on the world. This is an absurdist comedy sci-fi with some light progression elements. Expect dark comedy, talking animals, complex hive-mind structures and more blood than you can poke a fish at. Book 1 is complete and will be released from 23rd Feb - 12th June. Updates Monday, Wednesday, Friday.
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| 0 | Chapter 1: Let There Be Murder | 0 |
| 1 | Chapter 2: Attack Of The Giants | 0 |
| 2 | Chapter 3: The Cat | 0 |
| 3 | Chapter 4: The Kicker | 0 |
| 4 | Chapter 5: The Aftermath | 0 |
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| Chapter 6: The Silence Of The Clams |
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| 6 | Chapter 7: Catatouille | 0 |
| 7 | Chapter 8: There’s Money In The Kazakh’s Bag | 0 |
| 8 | Chapter 9: Sally Relaunches The Spa | 0 |
| 9 | Chapter 10: Sally In The Sky With Diamonds | 0 |
| 10 | Chapter 11: Night School | 0 |
| 11 | Chapter 12: A Taste Of Violence | 0 |
| 12 | Chapter 13: Bottle Episode | 0 |
| 13 | Chapter 14: Great Expectations | 0 |
| 14 | Chapter 15: I Know Kung Fu | 0 |
| 15 | Chapter 16: The Poisson Chalice | 0 |
| 16 | Chapter 17: Gone Phishing | 0 |
| 17 | Chapter 18: Murder Solves The Crime Problem | 0 |
| 18 | Chapter 19: Bloody Murder | 0 |
| 19 | Chapter 20: The River Stinks | 0 |
| 20 | Chapter 21: Murder Unsolves The Crime Problem | 0 |
| 21 | Chapter 22: We Live In Dangerous Tides | 0 |
| 22 | Chapter 23: Fish Flying | 0 |
| 23 | Chapter 24: Pretty Fly For A Small Fry | 0 |
| 24 | Chapter 25: Killing IT | 0 |
| 25 | Chapter 26: A Normal Day At The Office | 0 |
| 26 | Chapter 27: Stuntsnet | 0 |
| 27 | Chapter 28: Out For Murder | 0 |
| 28 | Chapter 29: Fly Fishing | 0 |
| 29 | Chapter 30: A Lovely Holiday By The Lake | 0 |
| 30 | Chapter 31: Crime Pays | 0 |
| 31 | Chapter 32: Ransom What? | 0 |
| 32 | Chapter 33: Two Men And A Body | 0 |
| 33 | Chapter 34: Star Wars | 0 |
| 34 | Chapter 35: Out Of The Frying Pan | 0 |
| 35 | Chapter 36: Mr Whiskers Fish Spa, Salon, Cat Petting Center and Private Detective Agency | 0 |
| 36 | Chapter 37: Thrown In The Tank | 0 |
| 37 | Chapter 38: Saturday And Sunday At Bernard’s | 0 |
| 38 | Chapter 39: The Rescue | 0 |
| 39 | Chapter 40: Pussyfoot Patrol | 0 |
| 40 | Chapter 41: The Miniboss | 0 |
| 41 | Chapter 42: Debrief | 0 |
| 42 | Chapter 43: A Funeral Home Away From Home | 0 |
| 43 | Chapter 44: Just The Tip | 0 |
| 44 | Chapter 45: The Three Body Problem | 0 |
| 45 | Chapter 46: The Undertaker: Gunslinger Extraordinaire | 0 |
| 46 | Chapter 47: Fuck You In Particular | 0 |
| 47 | Chapter 48: The Final Solution | 0 |
