Cosplay Crisis. Vol. 1: System Initialisation

For Lena, a senior accountant with a penchant for order, Ira, a shy uni student, and Nelli, a high-octane webcam model, the plan was simple: a day of harmless cosplay. But a sudden glitch in reality has turned the Expo Centre into a lethal RealRPG death trap. Now, their foam-and-glue costumes have become proper tactical armour, and their plastic props have transformed into deadly artefacts. Lena must learn to muzzle a bloodthirsty alien symbiote, Ira has to awaken a dormant draconic magic, and Nelli is forced to become a genuine interstellar bounty hunter. Their only guide through this madness? A cynical, foul-mouthed blue hedgehog speedrunner with a dark past and a serious attitude problem. Standing in their way is a deranged System obsessed with tacky fan-service, "jiggle physics," and utterly demeaning quests. To win back their freedom — and a decent set of clothes — the trio will have to scrap with perverted bosses, navigate treacherous mirror mazes, and storm the Administrator’s Tower. The con is on. And the stakes are bloody terminal.For the note the novel's original language is foreign, and since English isn't my first language, AI ensures the translation is clear and readable.