
by TheLeftHandedNail
The one thing I never got to do in life is just relax. So when I suddenly got reincarnated as a tree I thought I would finally get that chance. Unfortunately, it seems that life just seems to have something against me being relaxed. The gods sure have a sick sense of humor reincarnating me into a world that's already doomed. How is a tree suppose to grow with all these mutated creatures stomping around anyway. I guess it's time for me to strap on my big boy bark and see what I can do about staying alive. Note: I selected the profanity tag so that I could add more realistic dialog.
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One state-enhanced oracle order, filtered by each list. Observed Royal Road ranks remain separate ground truth.
Rank updated 26 Oct 2026, 11:18 UTC
Entry forecast updated 26 Oct 2026, 11:18 UTC
Ranking model: rs-public-oracle-state-v1
Forecast model: rs-model-entry-v1
Chart history contains only this ranking model's runs; legacy points are not spliced in.
Not enough recent follower history to estimate a shadow rank yet.
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