Deathmarch of the Rotswallows: A Savage, Barbarian, Grimdark Action/Drama

Life as a mini-boss in a low-level dungeon can be brutal. You never know when murder-hobo adventurers will take everything you hold near and dear; but for one amazonian monster MILF, this bloody, violent life is the only one she's ever known. That is until she's spared a grizzly death by the love of her life - a mysterious high-level solo adventurer - who convinces her there must be a better way.  Can Cookie and her family escape from the service of bloodthirsty fiends, megalomaniacal warlords, and powerful chaotic-evil gods to break the finely-tuned system of oppression that profits from their endless cycle of murder and misery, or will the endless march of death and destruction continue to consume them all? In this high-fantasy, dark-humor, parody of RPG novels, you can expect to find epic battles, dramatic romance, and dark humor, written and edited by a 100% home-grown Human POC. This story contains absolutely no Ai writing, Leveling systems, UI elements, or Gratuitous Sex. Death matters and people die...frequently.