I'm a Mimic and You Decide If I Survive

You died. A vending machine fell on you. It happens. Now you've been reincarnated as a Lesser Mimic – a wooden chest with teeth, a hungry tongue, and absolutely zero combat skills. Your new home? Floor 3 of Grimfang Dungeon, a damp, goblin-infested hellhole where everyone wants to smash you into firewood. Your only advantages: · You can look like a normal chest (until you sneeze).· You have a rusty coin (bribe material).· You have a skeleton friend named Gerald (he's dead, but he's a good listener). And the readers decide your every move. Bite the goblin or play dead? Evolve into an Ironband Mimic or a Siren Mimic? Eat the hero or join his party? Every chapter ends with a vote. Every choice changes the story. No save scumming (unless the readers pay for it). Welcome to the dungeon. Try not to get turned into a backpack. Tags: LitRPG, Dark Fantasy, Comedy, Monster MC, Interactive Fiction, Dungeon, Reincarnation, Weak to Strong, Voting System Warning: Contains violence, dark humor, mimic-on-goblin consumption, and a protagonist who used to be a college student with poor life choices. Schedule: New chapters every [Monday/Wednesday/Friday ]. Voting closes 24 hours after each chapter.