LEX KATABASIS INSEL

So picture this, chat. Earth. The future. Everything's fine. Actually, more than fine—it's boring. No war. No crime. No poverty. The robots handle the violence now, and they're very polite about it. They ask if you need to use the bathroom before they arrest you. The problem? Some people can't stop being awful. Fascists. Grifters. War criminals. Arms dealers. Revenge p*rn distributors. The usual suspects. The ones who profit from harm and refuse to stop even after the nice robots give them a month of therapy and a stern talking-to. What do you do with people who can't be rehabilitated? You give them exactly what they want: Lex Katabasis Insel A paradise where everyone who ever glorified violence gets to live their ideal life. Zille is angry, and absolutely certain she's destined for greatness. Ain is formerly famous, and very good at selling bullshit. And somewhere in all this absurdity, all this gore, all this desperate performance, two people who've spent their lives manipulating others will do something unexpected. They will try to build a raft to see the ice wall in Antarctica. Will they make it? Chat, if you're watching, drop a comment. Anyone? ... Never mind. I'll keep narrating anyway.