Minion Protocol: A Tech-Horror LitRPG

Alex was a Senior Backend Engineer working on a MOBA. Now, he is Minion #734. During a frantic hotfix for the World Championship, a server surge digitized Alex’s consciousness and uploaded him into the lowest form of life: a Ranged Minion. HP: 290. Attack: 23. Life Expectancy: 30 seconds. But Alex isn't just code. He knows the system. He knows the spawn timers, the damage formulas, and the bugs the developers never fixed. Armed with a [Data Leak] that is slowly deleting his existence and a stolen [Source Drain] ability, Alex must grind his way up the food chain. From a trash mob in the Sump to a Core-augmented monster, he will break every rule in the patch notes to survive. What to expect: Crunchy LitRPG: Hard math and Stat Sheets. Game Logic Exploits: Hitbox abuse and Pathing tricks. Monster Evolution: Minion -> Cannon -> Siege Engine.