Theodore Bloom and the Best Coffee Shop on Infinite Earths

Theodore Bloom's happy(ish) life is thrown upside down when a shady organization whisks him away from his coffee shop and introduces him to the hidden truths of the world. Truths he'd have been just fine never knowing. Too late now, the cat's out of the bag.  Thrown into infinite worlds of super powers, secret societies, and evil, reality devouring monsters, how exactly is a simple coffee addict supposed to lay low? * * * * * *  When I was a kid, I, Theodore Bloom, became obsessed with coffee. Why does it smell so good? Why are there so many different kinds? What's a roast? There's more than one way to make it?! To this day, I think coffee is awesome! A life dedicated to coffee is pretty great, until the day several strange people enter my coffee shop, show me some pretty wild stuff, and then basically tell me that my entire life is a lie. They told me that I need to come with them. They're being pretty insistent on that part, actually.  . . . Seriously, guys, what's the rush? Let me at least finish this pour over first. Ok, ok! I'm coming, chill out man. Here, have a cup. It just finished brewing. . .see, it's good, right? You—  Wait, did you just say 'there are infinite Earths'?