
by NullWitness
He died at his desk. No prophecy. No chosen destiny. Just an exhausted accountant and a spreadsheet that outlived him. Then he woke up in a cultivation world. A world ruled by sects, spirit stones, and an invisible Dao that governs reality like law older than memory. Strength decides justice. Heaven corrects imbalance. Immortality is carved from blood, lightning, and centuries of cultivation, and inherited the moment a child is born, whether they want it or not. But something inside him does not belong here. Where others are born into an element and spend a lifetime proving they deserve it, he was born into nothing at all, and refuses to accept that nothing is the same as nothing to work with. Where others see sacred technique, passed down and never questioned, he sees a system with rules. And rules, whatever anyone believes about them, can be studied. Broken down. Rebuilt. He has no root. No lineage. No inherited path. What he has instead is imagination, half-remembered fragments of a world where power was never real, only ever an idea worth believing in anyway. So he starts building from there. Reconstructing magic from first principles instead of tradition. Combining what should never coexist. Casting spells the world has no name for, because no elder ever taught them, and no scripture ever wrote them down. Every success bends the rules of cultivation. Every failure gets noticed. Because when someone starts forcing reality to answer to logic instead of inheritance, the entire cultivation world takes note, and Heaven does not tolerate what it cannot categorize. But he has already found the one rule that matters more than any of the others. Even Heaven has to follow its own laws. And every law has a second clause.
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| 1 | Chapter 1 – An Error in the Accounting | 0 |
| 2 | Chapter 2 – Local Rules, Incomplete Documentation | 0 |
| 3 | Chapter 2.5 – Local Optimization: Sword and Spell (Optional Interlude) | 0 |
| 4 | Chapter 3 – Sect Algorithm | 0 |
| 5 | Chapter 4 – After the Gate | 0 |
| 6 | Chapter 5 - What Heaven Calls Proper | 0 |
| 7 | Chapter 6 - White Thunder, Misplaced Between Worlds | 0 |
| 8 | Chapter 7 - Lightning and Black Crescents | 0 |
| 9 | Chapter 7.5 - The Watching Peak (Optional Interlude) | 0 |
| 10 | Chapter 8 - Shadows in the Spark | 0 |
| 11 | Chapter 9 - The Water That Remembers | 0 |
| 12 | Chapter 10 - The Fractured Realm | 0 |
| 13 | Chapter 11 - The Word That Should Not Exist | 0 |
| 14 | Chapter 12 - When Lightning Descend | 0 |
| 15 | Chapter 13 - Permission Denied | 0 |
| 16 | Chapter 14 - Before It Has a Name | 0 |
| 17 | Chapter 14.5 - Misindexed (Optional Interlude) | 0 |
| 18 | Chapter 15 - Loyang Does Not Bend | 0 |
| 19 | Chapter 16 - Parameters | 0 |
| 20 | Chapter 17 - All about the Freeze I | 0 |
| 21 | Chapter 18 - All About the Freeze II | 0 |
| 22 | Chapter 19 - Nice to Meet You. Strike Me. | 0 |
| 23 | Chapter 20 - Bloody, Crazy, Drowsy | 0 |
| 24 | Chapter 20.5 - Kill on Contact (Confidential Intelligence Archive) | 0 |
| 25 | Chapter 21 - Mastering the Basics | 0 |
| 26 | Chapter 22 - Eat. Drink. Bathe. I | 0 |
| 27 | Chapter 23 - Eat. Drink. Bathe. II | 0 |
| 28 | Chapter 24 - Eat. Drink. Bathe. III | 0 |
| 29 | Chapter 25 - Eat. Drink. Bathe. IV | 0 |
| 30 | Chapter 26 - Eat. Drink. Bathe. V | 0 |
| 31 | Chapter 27 - Fruitless Wineapple | 0 |
| 32 | Chapter 27.5 – Fruitful Wineapple | 0 |
| 33 | Chapter 28 - The Beast & Wineapple | 0 |
| 34 | Chapter 29 - Wineapple Foundation I: The Start | 0 |
| 35 | Chapter 30 - Wineapple Foundation II: A Sect Is Named | 0 |
| 36 | Chapter 31 - Wineapple Foundation III: The Sect Burn… Or Something Like That | 0 |
| 37 | Chapter 32 – Wineapple Foundation IV: The Trial Stone | 0 |
| 38 | Chapter 33 - Wineapple Foundation V: The Open House | 0 |
| 39 | Chapter 34 - The Beasts of Wineapple Sect I | 0 |
| 40 | Chapter 35 - Hyper Training of the Wineapple Sect I | 0 |
| 41 | Chapter 36 – The Beasts of the Wineapple Sect II: Elderly Chaos | 0 |
| 42 | Chapter 37 - The First Disciples of the Wineapple Sect | 0 |
| 43 | Chapter 38 – The First Wineapple Sect Council Meeting | 0 |
| 44 | Chapter 38.5 - The Administrative Charter of the Wineapple Sect | 0 |
| 45 | Chapter 39 - Bad Standards | 0 |
| 46 | Chapter 40 - The Sword & Me I | 0 |
| 47 | Chapter 41 - The Sword & Me II | 0 |
| 48 | Chapter 42 - Why Do You Eat It? | 0 |
| 49 | Chapter 43 - Holmium Slash | 0 |
| 50 | Chapter 44 - Confession of the Twilight | 0 |
| 51 | Chapter 45 – The 4 Perils | 0 |
| 52 | Chapter 46 - Be Our Family or Not | 0 |
| 53 | Chapter 47 – Somewhere I Belong I | 0 |
| 54 | Chapter 48 – Somewhere I Belong II | 0 |
| 55 | Chapter 49 – Unruly Fire | 0 |
| 56 | Chapter 50 - Waltz of Flame | 0 |
| 57 | Chapter 51 – Under the Firework | 0 |
| 58 | Chapter 52 - 1800 Hours | 0 |
| 59 | Chapter 53 – Your Fear | 0 |
| 60 | Chapter 54 – The Heroes of Luoyang | 0 |
| 61 | Chapter 55 - The Super Heroes of Luoyang | 0 |
| 62 | Chapter 56 – The Super Duper Heroes of Luoyang | 0 |
| 63 | Chapter 57 – Can’t Smile for the Rain | 0 |
| 64 | Chapter 58 – The Princess & the Devils I | 0 |
| 65 | Chapter 59 – The Princess & the Devils II | 0 |
| 66 | Chapter 60 – The Princess & the Devils III | 0 |
| 67 | Chapter 61 - Vanishing Point | 0 |
| 68 | Chapter 62 - Shooting Stars | 0 |
| 69 | Chapter 63 – Making Good Relations, Deal? | 0 |
| 70 | Chapter 64 – Contact (it was within the scope of our understanding). | 0 |
| 71 | Chapter 65 – Race Start | 0 |
| 72 | Chapter 66 – We Raced | 0 |
| 73 | Chapter 67 – The Water That Remembers II | 0 |
| 74 | Chapter 68 – We Go to Purgatory | 0 |
| 75 | Chapter 69 – Death and Wineapple | 0 |
| 76 | Chapter 70 – Life | 0 |
| 77 | Chapter 71 – Life II | 0 |
| 78 | Chapter 72 – Hydro Manic | 0 |
| 79 | Chapter 73 – What Could We Do Wrong? | 0 |
| 80 | Chapter 74 – The Second Wineapple Sect Council Meeting | 0 |
| 81 | Chapter 75 – The Cosmic Star Project | 0 |
| 82 | Chapter 76 – The Cosmic Star Project: Tattoo in the Sky | 0 |
| 83 | Chapter 77 – Meteor | 0 |
| 84 | Chapter 78 – The Broken Code | 0 |
| 85 | Chapter 79 – Lesson 1: Confined in the Sect | 0 |
| 86 | Chapter 80 – Lesson 1-2: Disappear | 0 |
| 87 | Chapter 81 – Lesson 2: Shattered Soul | 0 |
| 88 | Chapter 82 – Lesson 2-2: Bad Ending | 0 |
| 89 | Chapter 83 – Lesson 2-3: Breakdown | 0 |
| 90 | Chapter 84 – The Wineapple Sect Return | 0 |
| 91 | Chapter 85 – Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start | 0 |
| 92 | Chapter 86 – The Forest Is Not Your Friend | 0 |
| 93 | Chapter 87 – There Is No Cow Level | 0 |
| 94 | Chapter 88 – Sit Upon the Frozen Throne I | 0 |
| 95 | Chapter 89 – Don't Break The Ice | 0 |
| 96 | Chapter 90 – Operation CWAL | 0 |
| 97 | Chapter 91 – Something For Nothing | 0 |
| 98 | Chapter 92 – Player Two Has Joined the Game | 0 |
| 99 | Chapter 93 – Black Sheep Wall | 0 |
| 100 | Chapter 94 – Modify the Phase Variance | 0 |
| 101 | Chapter 95 – Return to White | 0 |
| 102 | Chapter 96 – What's Mine Is Mine | 0 |
| 103 | Chapter 97 – Battle! Dragon!!! | 0 |
| 104 | Chapter 98 – Breeze | 0 |
| 105 | Chapter 99 – Hurricane! Typhoon! Cyclone! Everything All at Once! | 0 |
| 106 | Chapter 100 - Pazuzu | 0 |
| 107 | Chapter 101 – There Is No Feathers In This Level | — |
| 108 | Chapter 102 — Our Founder is not of this world, so what he did was not wrong | — |
| 109 | Chapter 103 — The Road Back to Home | — |
| 110 | Chapter 103.5 — Minutes of the Wineapple Sect Leadership Council | — |
| 111 | Chapter 104 — Black Lamb Wall | — |
| 112 | Chapter 105 — The Ruler of Justice and Mercy | — |
| 113 | Chapter 105.5 — The Lord of Domain (Interlude) | — |
| 114 | Chapter 106 — Vineyard of Passion | — |
| 115 | Chapter 107 — That Which Was Once Lost, Found Again | — |
| 116 | Chapter 108 — That Which Was Once Found, Lost Again | — |
| 117 | Chapter 109 — Home Is a Kitchen on Fire | — |
| 118 | Chapter 110 — Everything but the Rain | — |