![I run the Dungeon’s: Safezone [Dungeon Core, Comedy, SoL]](/_next/image?url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.royalroadcdn.com%2Fpublic%2Fcovers-large%2F152616-i-run-the-dungeons-safezone-book-2-live.jpg%3Ftime%3D1786241748&w=640&q=75)
by ZeroGuilt
[Comedy focused Story adjacent to “The wandering Inn, but more fast paced] Who’s this story for system? [Good Question, Greg. I’d probably say it’s for those who like a good underdog story, with earned progression through repeated failure. Some call it “character building”] So in other words, I won’t be OP? [More like, you’ll become competent… with time] But I’ll be OP eventually, right? […] …right. Onto the blurb then I guess. Book 1 blurb: In a world… Screw that noise. Hi, name’s Greg. I run a Safezone. Why? Because some system bricked my phone and dropped a portal door into my living room. Unlike most video-games and/or comics, I received ZERO combat abilities. Bullshit [That’s not true, Greg.] Fine. I can level, hire, and build stuff… I just have to pay for everything. [And?] And the “Safe” part of Safezone is more of a suggestion. [No.] And the bank’s trying to seize my house because I missed the fine print? […] Look, the point is, adventurers keep showing up, breaking my stuff, and somehow this is now my job. A litRPG with a heavy focus on comedy, slice of life, and money-based progression. Follow Greg as he tries to run a business, survive bad decisions, and maybe not go broke in the process. What to expect: • chaotic start —> steady growth • strong character focus • long-term progression (the cozy kind) • modern knowledge vs fantasy problems What not to expect: • OP protagonist • harems • excessive gore Updates: Paused, please see latest update. Thank you for understanding. Mondays—Wednesdays—Fridays. Story published on: - Royal Road Under the Author ZeroGuilt
| # | Title | Words |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | 1 - My House, My Rules | 0 |
| 2 | 2 - The journey begins | 0 |
| 3 | 3 - Cha Ching | 0 |
| 4 | 4 - It’s Vintage | 0 |
| 5 | 5 - Deep & Delicious | 0 |
| 6 |
| 6 - My next move |
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| 7 | 7 - New Greg | 0 |
| 8 | 8 - Tenants | 0 |
| 9 | 9 - A man of Culture | 0 |
| 10 | 10 - My concrete shoes | 0 |
| 11 | 11 - Not so safe zone | 0 |
| 12 | 12 - Fight or Flight | 0 |
| 13 | 13 - The long wait | 0 |
| 14 | 14 - Booze and Blisters | 0 |
| 15 | 15 - What Path? | 0 |
| 16 | 16 - The first of many | 0 |
| 17 | 17 - Like pulling teeth | 0 |
| 18 | 18 - The Roomba that could | 0 |
| 19 | 19 - Time to level | 0 |
| 20 | 20 - Spare Change | 0 |
| 21 | 21 - To-go, please | 0 |
| 22 | 22 - T&Cs Apply | 0 |
| 23 | 23 - Corporate Shade | 0 |
| 24 | 24 - Shadowing me | 0 |
| 25 | 25 - I can explain | 0 |
| 26 | 26 - Peek and Who? | 0 |
| 27 | 27 - You know I'm here, right? | 0 |
| 28 | 28 - Got Wood? | 0 |
| 29 | 29 - That was fast | 0 |
| 30 | 30 - The Trip: Part 1 | 0 |
| 31 | 31 - The Trip: Part 2 | 0 |
| 32 | 32 - Trial... and error | 0 |
| 33 | 33 - Man of the hour | 0 |
| 34 | 34 - Rule | 0 |
| 35 | 35 - Things change | 0 |
| 36 | 36 - New means of income | 0 |
| 37 | 37 - Questing for Dummies | 0 |
| 38 | 38 - The Wall Dwellers | 0 |
| 39 | 39 - Morning Breakfast | 0 |
| 40 | 40 - New Floor | 0 |
| 41 | 41 - My first docket | 0 |
| 42 | 42 - Chemistry | 0 |
| 43 | 43 - No Refunds | 0 |
| 44 | 44 - In one's Element | 0 |
| 45 | 45 - The Stuff of Legends | 0 |
| 46 | 46 - A key detail | 0 |
| 47 | 47 - Time to Grow | 0 |
| 48 | 48 - Evolution | 0 |
| 49 | 49 - A breath of fresh air | 0 |
| 50 | 50 - The man behind ze Mask | 0 |
| 51 | 51 - Power of the Pineapple | 0 |
| 52 | 52 - New Ingredients | 0 |
| 53 | 53 - End of shift | 0 |
| 54 | 54 - It's just business | 0 |
| 55 | 55 - He can see... sorta | 0 |
| 56 | 56 - Compromise: Part 1 | 0 |
| 57 | 57 - Compromise: Part 2 | 0 |
| 58 | 58 - Walk & Talk | 0 |
| 59 | 59 - The first round | 0 |
| 60 | 60 - Free Samples | 0 |
| 61 | 61 - Trustworthy | 0 |
| 62 | 62 - I said Nein! | 0 |
| 63 | 63 - Onward and Sideways | 0 |
| 64 | 64 - One-man Greg | 0 |
| 65 | 65 - Interlude I: Hindsight | 0 |
| 66 | 66 - Order | 0 |
| 67 | 67 - Band of the merry | 0 |
| 68 | 68 - Indebted | 0 |
| 69 | 69 - Write that down | 0 |
| 70 | 70 - Knowledge is Pain | 0 |
| 71 | 71 - A new kind of Deal | 0 |
| 72 | 72 - Let me show you something | 0 |
| 73 | 73 - Oh the Humanity | 0 |
| 74 | 74 - Interlude ll: The Vision | 0 |
| 75 | 75 - Interlude lll: Will | 0 |
| 76 | 76 - Interlude lV: Return | 0 |
| 77 | 77 - Awake | 0 |
| 78 | 78 - New form of Management | 0 |
| 79 | 79 - Herr Doctor | 0 |
| 80 | 80 - Up to speed | 0 |
| 81 | 81 - The next day | 0 |
| 82 | 82 - And so it begins | 0 |
| 83 | 83 - Responsibilities | 0 |
| 84 | 84 - First arrivals | 0 |
| 85 | 85 - Greg, The Operator | 0 |
| 86 | 86 - Interlude V: Dear Master Yorim | 0 |
| 87 | 87 - It's a Deal | 0 |
| 88 | 88 - I am the Boss after all | 0 |
| 89 | 89 - Power Dynamic | 0 |
| 90 | 90 - Finale: More ways than One | 0 |
| 91 | Book 1 Quick Summary/ Info sheet / what's next | 0 |
| 92 | [Book 2 Announcement] New Cover? New Blurb? NEW GREG? | 0 |
| 93 | [Book 2] 91 - The new normal | 0 |
| 94 | 92 - Morning reports | 0 |
| 95 | 93 - Greg's senses | 0 |
| 96 | 94 - It’s pronounced “Über” | 0 |
| 97 | 95 - But I need digital money | 0 |
| 98 | 96 - Just down the road, mate | 0 |
| 99 | 97 - It’s just confidence | 0 |
| 100 | 98 - Community | 0 |
| 101 | 99 - BD Energy | 0 |
| 102 | 100 - Interlude VI: Problems | 0 |
| 103 | 101 - Greg's confidence | 0 |
| 104 | 102 - Blackout | 0 |
| 105 | 103 - First shipment | 0 |
| 106 | 104 - Interlude VII: Let me educate you! | 0 |
| 107 | 105 - Are you Greg? | 0 |
| 108 | 106 - This feels like a bad movie | 0 |
| 109 | 107 - This feels like a good movie | 0 |
| 110 | 108 - Interlude VIII: Woman of the house | 0 |
| 111 | 109 - A much needed talk | 0 |
| 112 | 110 - System refunds | 0 |
| 113 | 111 - System Uno-reverse | 0 |
| 114 | 112 - Pimp my Safezone | 0 |
| 115 | 113 - Don’t talk about Fight… | 0 |
| 116 | 114 - Interlude IX: Unexpected help | 0 |
| 117 | 115 - Interlude X: Dirkhim’s new norm | 0 |
| 118 | 116 - Tradezone: Part 1 | 0 |
| 119 | 117 - Tradezone: Part 2 | 0 |
| 120 | 118 - Team meeting | 0 |
| 121 | 119 - Summoned to my World | 0 |
| 122 | 120 - Emotional considerations | 0 |
| 123 | 121 - Honk | 0 |
| 124 | 122 - Hybrid approach | 0 |
| 125 | 123 - Two sides to a coin | 0 |
| 126 | 124 - That's OP | 0 |
| 127 | 125 - A different kind of line-up | 0 |
| 128 | 126 - Introduction of the BBQ | 0 |
| 129 | 127 - Ze absolute wurst: Part 1 | 0 |
| 130 | 128 - Ze absolute wurst: Part 2 | 0 |
| 131 | 129 - We have a new Initiate | 0 |
| 132 | 130 - The girl with purple eyes | — |
| 133 | Important Announcement | — |
| 134 | Current Progress | — |