The wrong kind of reincarnation

"I wIsHeD i HaD A gIrLfRiEnD tHaT CaReD," I mocked under my breath. Guess the The Monkey's Paw heard me loud and clear, then fully girlfriend-ified me... <(ꐦㅍ _ㅍ)> This [♦ STATUS WINDOW ♦] skill was active when I woke up. It said that it's unique to me, and it would translate the world with video-game stats. So I am a reincarnator now, hmm? I guess you really are what you consume!As for my skills... Aren't they quite OP, especially for a level 1-er!? Is this what authors put in their Isekai Starter Kits nowadays? What else is ther-HAAAA? ¡|!(0∆0)!|¡ What the hell does [Race: H?um??aN?] mean!?Oh no. Nononono! This is bad, isn't it!? A W.I.P. story btw.If you wanna read this, please understand that changes may occur—but I'll always make sure to update & announce them properly.Also, new chapters every single... whenever I have inspiration. That oscillates between daily, weekly, maybe even four/day.