The Player in the Cultivation World

Alexei Volkov wakes up in a primordial forest with silver-white hair, strange robes, and no memory of how he got there. Two hours later, a massive spider impales him through the chest. Then he respawns. Standing at his spawn point with a death screen floating in front of him, he realizes the truth: he's been dropped into a cultivation world with Minecraft mechanics. Respawns, an inventory system, and the ability to punch trees into blocks. His second attempt at revenge goes even worse than the first. But in a world where immortals spend lifetimes chasing power, one teenager just got handed something they'll never have: he can respawn. ---------- ---------- Warnings: - 3k+ chapter word count starting with Chapter 25 - Minecraft - Satire - Parody - Slice of life - Cultivation world - Slowish - Imperfect mc