Interdimensional Post and the Spaghettification of Everything

Rowan's life is thrown into absolute disarray when a strange woman shows up at her hotel lobby, thrusts a mail bag at her, and then spaghettifies in front of her eyes. Like it or not, she finds herself temporarily pulled into a brand new career working as a courier for the Post Office to end all Post Offices -- the one at the very edge of the multiverse. Tasked to make a series of deliveries to strange, terrifying, and absurd dimensions, Rowan's got to decide whether she's up to the task of surviving the potentially lethal adventures that await her, or if she should just give up and go back to her dead-end job working the midnight shift at the front desk of her grandfather's hotel.  Join Rowan on a fourth-wall breaking satirical adventure bouncing through different settings, exploring common tropes with comedic irony, and struggling through gut-wrenching horrors beyond human comprehension. Updates twice a week. The first novel is entirely complete, the second is in the works.