by Redd Ensign
OGRE—a glossy mega-corp powered by buzzwords and bad ideas—launches a luxury river cruise up the Fraser… with a “captain” who is literally a TRONS unit running preset coordinates. MONARCH sees the press release and immediately suspects what any reasonable person would: something is about to go wrong, spectacularly. Assistant Director Banks deploys two undercover teams—one disguised as a “completely original and definitely not legally risky” spooky family, the other consisting of Redd Ensign and a 1400-pound moose who are technically in disguise (according to them). At first, the passengers barely react to anything—sparks, fires, robots falling overboard—because OGRE specializes in Mandatory Enjoyment™. But when the ship drifts toward Hell’s Gate, the team has to stop bickering, stop improvising, and start acting like actual heroes… even if the plan is ridiculous, the leadership is accidental, and the moose may be the most competent one onboard. A satirical Canadian superhero case file about duty, chaos, and saving the Dominion—one misadventure at a time.
