The Totally Tubular Trap of ‘Expo Bernie’

A patriotic superhero ministry. A global empire of bland conformity. A moose who keeps “handling it.”MONARCH defends Canada’s heritage from OGRE and its overly modern nonsense—self-checkouts, rogue tech, and cultural homogenization.When beloved landmarks start disappearing and a neon-soaked nostalgia villain threatens to remake Expo ’86 in miniature, a team of baffled heroes must stop the scheme before the Dominion becomes a collectible.Expect: fast banter, ridiculous civic lore, and heroic nonsense with surprising heart.