
by OgreParty
When twenty-one-year-old college student Josh Hester moves back into the apartment of his youth, he finds a strange doorway that allows him to go back and forth between a fantasy RPG world complete with the ability to level up, raise his stats, and get his butt SERIOUSLY kicked by monsters. He also finds a dwarven witch with a penchant for nicking snacks from his fridge, a ranger who enjoys telling some of the grimmest tales Josh has ever heard, and a forever-fighting elven barbarian named Molly who’s fierce, bold, and usually forgets her pants. But what relationship does this fantasy world have with the babysitter of Josh’s youth, the death of his father, and why does a mysterious blurred man from this strange world want Josh SO completely and utterly DEAD? Cover art by my pal, comic artist Arjuna Susini! Colored by Eisner-winner Colleen Coover! What to expect: A likable main character who advances slowly, but steadily, with some skills that are off-kilter even for the world he enters. Mystery. Adventure. Oddball magics and items. One weird thief. A few romantic elements. Regular postings (I'm at 300k words in the story, currently, because I wanted to make CERTAIN it was fully developed so I wouldn't tumble over the starting line) Occasional bits of hand-drawn art. I added the Sexual Content warning just in case, but it's more flirty than anything, for the most part. There are no talking ducks. You'll have to look elsewhere if that's your thing. Sorry.
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| 1 | Chapter 1: The Woman on the Stairs | 0 |
| 2 | Chapter 2: There's Someone In The House | 0 |
| 3 | Chapter 3: The Infestation | 0 |
| 4 | Chapter 4: The Door | 0 |
| 5 | Chapter 5: A Shopping Trip | 0 |
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| Chapter 6: There's Something in the Basement |
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| 7 | Chapter 7: Trouble at the Leaky Centaur | 0 |
| 8 | Chapter 8: The Problem with Pig-Face | 0 |
| 9 | Chapter 9: Okay... Who Undressed Me? | 0 |
| 10 | Chapter 10: A Forgotten Dance | 0 |
| 11 | Chapter 11: Dad's Last Day | 0 |
| 12 | Chapter 12: The Unpleasant Bike Ride | 0 |
| 13 | Chapter 13: Gerik's Amusing Stories | 0 |
| 14 | Chapter 14: Now's The Time For Valor | 0 |
| 15 | Chapter 15: Pesky Flies & Minor Treasure | 0 |
| 16 | Chapter 16: The Babysitter's Big Dog | 0 |
| 17 | Chapter 17: Down We Go | 0 |
| 18 | Chapter 18: That's A Big Bolt | 0 |
| 19 | Chapter 19: Death in a Large Room ~ Part 1 | 0 |
| 20 | Chapter 20: Death in a Large Room ~ Part 2 | 0 |
| 21 | Chapter 21: The Crying Girl ~ Part 1 | 0 |
| 22 | Chapter 22: The Crying Girl ~ Part 2 | 0 |
| 23 | Chapter 23: The Adventurers Guild | 0 |
| 24 | Chapter 24: A Fox, a Courtesan, a Caravan | 0 |
| 25 | Chapter 25: Those Little Bastards | 0 |
| 26 | Chapter 26: The Cat Sends a Message | 0 |
| 27 | Chapter 27: A Little Game of Hide the Rhinoceros | 0 |
| 28 | Chapter 28: Molly Takes the Reins | 0 |
| 29 | Chapter 29: Stay Well Back When I Sing | 0 |
| 30 | Chapter 30: Level Up! | 0 |
| 31 | Chapter 31: Her Name is Samantha | 0 |
| 32 | Chapter 32: A Hindrance | 0 |
| 33 | Chapter 33: Dead Plants & A Dirty Floor | 0 |
| 34 | Chapter 34: The Tiger's Ice Cream Party | 0 |
| 35 | Chapter 35: Candleman | 0 |
| 36 | Chapter 36: All Good Things Come To A Door | 0 |
| 37 | V2: Chapter 1: Brawl in the Family | 0 |
| 38 | V2 Chapter 2: The Nine Hags | 0 |
| 39 | V2 Chapter 3: A Thief's Advice | 0 |
| 40 | Book 2: Chapter 4: Cats Are Complicated Creatures | 0 |
| 41 | Book 2: Chapter 5: There's Something About a Princess | 0 |
| 42 | Book 2: Chapter 6: Ah, Figgles | 0 |
| 43 | Book 2: Chapter 7: Message Delivered | 0 |
| 44 | Book 2: Chapter 8: Thomas the Evaluator | 0 |
| 45 | Book 2: Chapter 9: Nurk-Nurks In The Park | 0 |
| 46 | Book 2: Chapter 10: Where The Ghouls Are | 0 |
| 47 | Book 2: Chapter 11: A Question of Ass Chalk | 0 |
| 48 | Book 2: Chapter 12: It Comes To Hurt You | 0 |
| 49 | Book 2: Chapter 13: The Boating Party | 0 |
| 50 | Book 2: Chapter 14: Getting Trolled | 0 |
| 51 | Book 2: Chapter 15: A Night Alone In A Town Of Trouble | 0 |
| 52 | Book 2: Chapter 16: Did You Get This Drunk On Purpose? | 0 |
| 53 | Book 2: Chapter 17: Telephone Call From Nowhere | 0 |
| 54 | Book 2: Chapter 18: A Tour of College Life | 0 |
| 55 | Book 2: Chapter 19: Down, Down, into Dalca’s Down | 0 |
| 56 | Book 2: Chapter 20: The Arena: Part 1 ~ This Sucks For Us | 0 |
| 57 | Book 2: Chapter 21: The Arena: Part 2 ~ This Sucks For Everyone | 0 |
| 58 | Book 2: Chapter 22: That Dark Tunnel Full Of Danger | 0 |
| 59 | Book 2: Chapter 23: Making a New (Totally Dead) Friend | 0 |
| 60 | Book 2: Chapter 24: The Great (Big) Unwashed | 0 |
| 61 | Book 2: Chapter 25: And Then There Was One (remaining hit point) | 0 |
| 62 | Book 2: Chapter 26: The Big Bad (?) Wolf | 0 |
| 63 | Book 2: Chapter 27: By the (Weird) Book | 0 |
| 64 | Book 2: Chapter 28: Fine Print Is Rarely Fine | 0 |
| 65 | Book 2: Chapter 29: Gerik Tells Another Story | 0 |
| 66 | Book 2: Chapter 30: Chilled Wine in a Dusty Bar | 0 |
| 67 | Book 2: Chapter 31: The God-Damn Shock Bats | 0 |
| 68 | Book 2: Chapter 32: Gerik's Jolly Horse Story | 0 |
| 69 | Book 2: Chapter 33: Cinnamon Rolls, Two Large Coffees, and a Pressure Plate | 0 |
| 70 | Book 2: Chapter 34: What The Hell Is A Dungeon Yeti? | 0 |
| 71 | Book 2: Chapter 35: The Carekeeper Who Came In From The Cold | 0 |
| 72 | Book 2: Chapter 36: The Speculative Wisdom of Several Cats | 0 |
| 73 | Book 2: Chapter 37: The Very Bad Dinner Party | 0 |
| 74 | Book 2: Chapter 38: Elves In Their Underwear | 0 |
| 75 | Book 2: Chapter 39: A Slight Case of Fireballing Your Friends | 0 |
| 76 | Book 2: Chapter 40: An Advanced Case of House On Fire | 0 |
| 77 | Book 2: Chapter 41: A Surprisingly Short Woman | 0 |
| 78 | Book 2: Chapter 42: A Bad Way To Leave A House | 0 |
| 79 | Book 2: Chapter 43: Spoils of War!! | 0 |
| 80 | Book 2: Chapter 44: Fridu Doesn't Miss A Step | 0 |
| 81 | Book 2: Chapter 45: Talking With Molly (An Exercise in Anti-Egotism) | 0 |
| 82 | Book 2: Chapter 46: You Have Not Yet Seen My True (weird) Power! | 0 |
| 83 | Book 2: Chapter 47: College Ghouls | 0 |
| 84 | Book 2: Chapter 48: A Necromantic Evening | 0 |