
by OgreParty
When twenty-one-year-old college student Josh Hester moves back into the apartment of his youth, he finds a strange doorway that allows him to go back and forth between a fantasy RPG world complete with the ability to level up, raise his stats, and get his butt SERIOUSLY kicked by monsters. He also finds a dwarven witch with a penchant for nicking snacks from his fridge, a ranger who enjoys telling some of the grimmest tales Josh has ever heard, and a forever-fighting elven barbarian named Molly who’s fierce, bold, and usually forgets her pants. But what relationship does this fantasy world have with the babysitter of Josh’s youth, the death of his father, and why does a mysterious blurred man from this strange world want Josh SO completely and utterly DEAD? Cover art by my pal, comic artist Arjuna Susini! Colored by Eisner-winner Colleen Coover! What to expect: A likable main character who advances slowly, but steadily, with some skills that are off-kilter even for the world he enters. Mystery. Adventure. Oddball magics and items. One weird thief. A few romantic elements. Regular postings (I'm at 300k words in the story, currently, because I wanted to make CERTAIN it was fully developed so I wouldn't tumble over the starting line) Occasional bits of hand-drawn art. I added the Sexual Content warning just in case, but it's more flirty than anything, for the most part. There are no talking ducks. You'll have to look elsewhere if that's your thing. Sorry.
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| 1 | Chapter 1: The Woman on the Stairs 6 months ago | 0 |
| 2 | Chapter 2: There's Someone In The House 6 months ago | 0 |
| 3 | Chapter 3: The Infestation 6 months ago | 0 |
| 4 | Chapter 4: The Door 6 months ago | 0 |
| 5 | Chapter 5: A Shopping Trip 6 months ago |
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| 6 | Chapter 6: There's Something in the Basement 6 months ago | 0 |
| 7 | Chapter 7: Trouble at the Leaky Centaur 6 months ago | 0 |
| 8 | Chapter 8: The Problem with Pig-Face 6 months ago | 0 |
| 9 | Chapter 9: Okay... Who Undressed Me? 6 months ago | 0 |
| 10 | Chapter 10: A Forgotten Dance 6 months ago | 0 |
| 11 | Chapter 11: Dad's Last Day 6 months ago | 0 |
| 12 | Chapter 12: The Unpleasant Bike Ride 6 months ago | 0 |
| 13 | Chapter 13: Gerik's Amusing Stories 6 months ago | 0 |
| 14 | Chapter 14: Now's The Time For Valor 6 months ago | 0 |
| 15 | Chapter 15: Pesky Flies & Minor Treasure 6 months ago | 0 |
| 16 | Chapter 16: The Babysitter's Big Dog 6 months ago | 0 |
| 17 | Chapter 17: Down We Go 6 months ago | 0 |
| 18 | Chapter 18: That's A Big Bolt 6 months ago | 0 |
| 19 | Chapter 19: Death in a Large Room ~ Part 1 6 months ago | 0 |
| 20 | Chapter 20: Death in a Large Room ~ Part 2 6 months ago | 0 |
| 21 | Chapter 21: The Crying Girl ~ Part 1 6 months ago | 0 |
| 22 | Chapter 22: The Crying Girl ~ Part 2 6 months ago | 0 |
| 23 | Chapter 23: The Adventurers Guild 6 months ago | 0 |
| 24 | Chapter 24: A Fox, a Courtesan, a Caravan 6 months ago | 0 |
| 25 | Chapter 25: Those Little Bastards 5 months ago | 0 |
| 26 | Chapter 26: The Cat Sends a Message 5 months ago | 0 |
| 27 | Chapter 27: A Little Game of Hide the Rhinoceros 5 months ago | 0 |
| 28 | Chapter 28: Molly Takes the Reins 5 months ago | 0 |
| 29 | Chapter 29: Stay Well Back When I Sing 5 months ago | 0 |
| 30 | Chapter 30: Level Up! 5 months ago | 0 |
| 31 | Chapter 31: Her Name is Samantha 5 months ago | 0 |
| 32 | Chapter 32: A Hindrance 5 months ago | 0 |
| 33 | Chapter 33: Dead Plants & A Dirty Floor 5 months ago | 0 |
| 34 | Chapter 34: The Tiger's Ice Cream Party 5 months ago | 0 |
| 35 | Chapter 35: Candleman 5 months ago | 0 |
| 36 | Chapter 36: All Good Things Come To A Door 5 months ago | 0 |
| 37 | V2: Chapter 1: Brawl in the Family 5 months ago | 0 |
| 38 | V2 Chapter 2: The Nine Hags 5 months ago | 0 |
| 39 | V2 Chapter 3: A Thief's Advice 4 months ago | 0 |
| 40 | Book 2: Chapter 4: Cats Are Complicated Creatures 4 months ago | 0 |
| 41 | Book 2: Chapter 5: There's Something About a Princess 4 months ago | 0 |
| 42 | Book 2: Chapter 6: Ah, Figgles 4 months ago | 0 |
| 43 | Book 2: Chapter 7: Message Delivered 4 months ago | 0 |
| 44 | Book 2: Chapter 8: Thomas the Evaluator 4 months ago | 0 |
| 45 | Book 2: Chapter 9: Nurk-Nurks In The Park 4 months ago | 0 |
| 46 | Book 2: Chapter 10: Where The Ghouls Are 4 months ago | 0 |
| 47 | Book 2: Chapter 11: A Question of Ass Chalk 4 months ago | 0 |
| 48 | Book 2: Chapter 12: It Comes To Hurt You 4 months ago | 0 |
| 49 | Book 2: Chapter 13: The Boating Party 4 months ago | 0 |
| 50 | Book 2: Chapter 14: Getting Trolled 4 months ago | 0 |
| 51 | Book 2: Chapter 15: A Night Alone In A Town Of Trouble 4 months ago | 0 |
| 52 | Book 2: Chapter 16: Did You Get This Drunk On Purpose? 3 months ago | 0 |
| 53 | Book 2: Chapter 17: Telephone Call From Nowhere 3 months ago | 0 |
| 54 | Book 2: Chapter 18: A Tour of College Life 3 months ago | 0 |
| 55 | Book 2: Chapter 19: Down, Down, into Dalca’s Down 3 months ago | 0 |
| 56 | Book 2: Chapter 20: The Arena: Part 1 ~ This Sucks For Us 3 months ago | 0 |
| 57 | Book 2: Chapter 21: The Arena: Part 2 ~ This Sucks For Everyone 3 months ago | 0 |
| 58 | Book 2: Chapter 22: That Dark Tunnel Full Of Danger 3 months ago | 0 |
| 59 | Book 2: Chapter 23: Making a New (Totally Dead) Friend 3 months ago | 0 |
| 60 | Book 2: Chapter 24: The Great (Big) Unwashed 3 months ago | 0 |
| 61 | Book 2: Chapter 25: And Then There Was One (remaining hit point) 3 months ago | 0 |
| 62 | Book 2: Chapter 26: The Big Bad (?) Wolf 3 months ago | 0 |
| 63 | Book 2: Chapter 27: By the (Weird) Book 3 months ago | 0 |
| 64 | Book 2: Chapter 28: Fine Print Is Rarely Fine 3 months ago | 0 |
| 65 | Book 2: Chapter 29: Gerik Tells Another Story 2 months ago | 0 |
| 66 | Book 2: Chapter 30: Chilled Wine in a Dusty Bar 2 months ago | 0 |
| 67 | Book 2: Chapter 31: The God-Damn Shock Bats 2 months ago | 0 |
| 68 | Book 2: Chapter 32: Gerik's Jolly Horse Story 2 months ago | 0 |
| 69 | Book 2: Chapter 33: Cinnamon Rolls, Two Large Coffees, and a Pressure Plate 2 months ago | 0 |
| 70 | Book 2: Chapter 34: What The Hell Is A Dungeon Yeti? 2 months ago | 0 |
| 71 | Book 2: Chapter 35: The Carekeeper Who Came In From The Cold 2 months ago | 0 |
| 72 | Book 2: Chapter 36: The Speculative Wisdom of Several Cats 2 months ago | 0 |
| 73 | Book 2: Chapter 37: The Very Bad Dinner Party 2 months ago | 0 |
| 74 | Book 2: Chapter 38: Elves In Their Underwear 2 months ago | 0 |
| 75 | Book 2: Chapter 39: A Slight Case of Fireballing Your Friends 2 months ago | 0 |
| 76 | Book 2: Chapter 40: An Advanced Case of House On Fire 2 months ago | 0 |
| 77 | Book 2: Chapter 41: A Surprisingly Short Woman 2 months ago | 0 |
| 78 | Book 2: Chapter 42: A Bad Way To Leave A House 2 months ago | 0 |
| 79 | Book 2: Chapter 43: Spoils of War!! 1 month ago | 0 |
| 80 | Book 2: Chapter 44: Fridu Doesn't Miss A Step 1 month ago | 0 |
| 81 | Book 2: Chapter 45: Talking With Molly (An Exercise in Anti-Egotism) 1 month ago | 0 |
| 82 | Book 2: Chapter 46: You Have Not Yet Seen My True (weird) Power! 1 month ago | 0 |
| 83 | Book 2: Chapter 47: College Ghouls 1 month ago | 0 |
| 84 | Book 2: Chapter 48: A Necromantic Evening 1 month ago | 0 |
| 85 | Book 2: Chapter 49: Dead Bodies (Normal) and Dead Bodies (Abnormal) 1 month ago | 0 |
| 86 | Book 2: Chapter 50: Ashes on Water 1 month ago | 0 |
| 87 | Book 2: Chapter 51: Haus Call 1 month ago | 0 |
| 88 | Book 2: Chapter 52: The Curse Witch Comes At Me 1 month ago | 0 |
| 89 | Book 2: Chapter 53: The Un-Cursed Shower 1 month ago | 0 |
| 90 | Book 2: Chapter 54: Not the Roasting Pit, Molly! 1 month ago | 0 |
| 91 | Book 2: Chapter 55: Whose Side Are You People On? 28 days ago | 0 |
| 92 | Book 2: Chapter 56: An Uncomfortable Time at the Leaky Centaur 26 days ago | 0 |
| 93 | Book 2: Chapter 57: Sexy Saddle Stories 24 days ago | 0 |
| 94 | Book 2: Chapter 58: The First Hag 21 days ago | 0 |
| 95 | Book 2: Chapter 59: A Rotten Zombie Patch 19 days ago | 0 |
| 96 | Book 2: Chapter 60: Tithe’s Really Good & Rotten Last Stand 17 days ago | 0 |
| 97 | Book 2: Chapter 61: Lo, There Shall Cometh… a Foot Massage 14 days ago | 0 |
| 98 | Book 2: Chapter 62: Spengle and the Bale-Eye 12 days ago | 0 |
| 99 | Book 2: Chapter 63: Spidereater 10 days ago | 0 |
| 100 | Book 2: Chapter 64: A Veritable Ghost Topic 7 days ago | 0 |
| 101 | Book 2: Chapter 65: Subterranean Stride 5 days ago | 0 |
| 102 | Book 3: Chapter 1: Alone Against The Gods-Damned Hags 3 days ago | 0 |
| 103 | Book 3: Chapter 2: A Hairy Wolf Made of Oily Pudding 9 minutes ago | 0 |