Touch Grass: The Royal Simulator [OP KING, NOT REALLY, SLICE OF LIFE]

WARNING: DO NOT READ THIS This is an extremely stupid story about a max-level king who gets turned into every kind of peasant that resides in his kingdom and has to figure out why his crops won't grow. He makes terrible one-liners. A captain named Panicus panics constantly. The narrator can't spell anyone's name the same way twice. There are no trucks, no dodgeball leagues in this part, and honestly, it's all downhill from the legend. If you enjoy cozy fantasy, character development disguised as mundane labor, or watching overpowered protagonists suffer the consequences of their own stupidity, you will hate this. Do yourself a favor and read something else. Seriously. Don't say we didn't warn you.