BLEEDING EGO: THE COMPLETE CHRONICLE

[A 0.5 Rating Masterpiece... Feel free to review-bomb as you like! But no matter how offended you are, or how much you hate me, I still believe in you, buddy!] He's AN ORPHAN... He's CONFUSED... And he's JOJO POSING... Miguel Azral is a teenage boy who was orphaned by his stepfather, since he was too dirty, TOO ENGLISH-SPEAKING... AND TOO... ASWANG!!? TURNED INTO A SHOUNEN PROTAG, and left with nothing, Miguel is recruited by a mysterious, high-level Magical Wizard. Finally! A NEW GRANDPA! A MASTER! A... FUTURE VERSION OF HIMSELF FROM AN ALTERNATE TIMELINE?! If that isn't enough of a multiversal headache, the Wizard's brooding Vigilante sidekick IS HIS DAD NOW?!?! Inspired by the flamboyant energy of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, this is AN OBNOXIOUS satire that takes a sledgehammer to:The MCU, My Hero Academia, Dragon Ball, and DCEU.Golden Age:Chapters 1-69: Spoof Series Saga-The obnoxious parody begins.Chapters 70-122: Messianic Ice Age Saga-The cold reality sets. Parody to peak.Chapters 123-200: Multiversal Politics Saga-The darkest one yet. Peak to depression: The Series.Chapters 201-301: Silver Age Variants Arc-A reboot... or is it? Instead of taking place on Earths 0 and 152, this series takes place in Earths 1 and 777.Chapters 303-?: MABUS Arc Meet the Aswang! A Filipino monster that represents autism! Are they a monster, or just misunderstood? Is this just a huge crappost, or something more? Find out IN.... This is a COMPLETED CHRONICLED VERSION of Bleeding Ego series, all available ON AO3, Amazon Kindle, Inkitt, Patreon, ScribbleHub, and Wattpad. Now, I decided to write this because I realized that this series is indeed special. It started out essentially as this humorous parody that made fun of the tropes I grew up to love, such as Superhero movies and Anime, but it eventually became the very thing it swore to destroy. Thank you, for all the nay sayers who pushed me to making this. I am eternally grateful for yer nays.