by Amritara
This story will have very little effort put into it. There are already thousands of isekai and the world doesn’t need another. And about 90% of those isekai follow the same exact tropes. The same character designs as well. “Kirito clone”. These tropes are so over used it makes the stories predictable and boring. im gonna make fun of those tropes but have a character that’s not completely stupid and dense. “Isekai Slop At Its Finest” is about a Japanese boy that died after getting hit by a truck and being reincarnated in another world as a hero by an angel. if you read this you better make sure to turn off your brain because I sure did when writing it. This story will likely be updated inconsistently. But not longer than probably 2 weeks. After some deliberation with the people on the Royal Road sub Reddit, I have decided to add a new cover. However, this cover is partially made with AI. I made the original draft, but due to my lack of skill in art, I decided to have AI make it look nice. I went through many designs and conversations with the people of Reddit and have decided that this cover would be the best. If you, my readers, the Dear Travelers, dislike the cover and its use of AI, I will switch it back to how it was. It may be my story, but it the travelers that it’s meant for.
| # | Title | Words |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | Chapter One-Generic | 0 |
| 2 | Chapter Two-Not Much Happens This Chapter | 0 |
| 3 | Chapter Three-He Sits In A Carriage The Whole Time | 0 |
| 4 | Chapter Four-The Beginning Of The First Exam | 0 |
| 5 | Chapter Five-The Author Writes In A Deus Ex Machina | 0 |
| 6 | Chapter Six-He Discovers Half The Point Of This Series | 0 |
| 7 | Chapter Seven-Bye Bye Giant Walls | 0 |
| 8 | Chapter Eight-She Gets Covered In His Fluids | 0 |
| 9 | Chapter Nine-This Will Make Sense Much, Much, Much later | 0 |
| 10 | Chapter Ten-I Had So Much Fun Writing This One | 0 |
| 11 | Chapter Eleven-Classic Basic Bitch Entry Exam | 0 |
| 12 | Chapter Twelve-Is It Really Gay To Like Femboys? | 0 |
| 13 | Chapter thirteen-This Chapter Is Just World Building | 0 |
| 14 | Chapter fourteen-Things Make A Slight More Sense | 0 |
| 15 | Chapter Fifteen-3rd Waifu Revealed, She A Freak | 0 |
| 16 | Chapter Sixteen-The Sword Of The Hero | 0 |
| 17 | Chapter Seventeen-Fourth Waifu Revealed, And She’s Underaged? :( | 0 |
| 18 | Chapter Eighteen-This Was Way Longer Than I Intended | 0 |
| 19 | Chapter Nineteen-You Will Always Be Alone When You Don’t Belong | 0 |
| 20 | Chapter Twenty-So We’re Bad Guys Now | 0 |
| 21 | Chapter Twenty-One-The Machinations Begin | 0 |
| 22 | Chapter Twenty-Two-Loen Silivius Is A Bitch | 0 |
| 23 | Chapter Twenty-Three-I Couldn’t Write A More Appetizing Chapter If I Tried. | 0 |
| 24 | Chapter Twenty-Four- Rot | 0 |
| 25 | Chapter Twenty-Five-Half This Chapter Is Him Talking About A Chair | 0 |
| 26 | Chapter Twenty-Six-He Might Be A Vampire Now | 0 |
| 27 | Chapter Twenty-Seven-I Need To Stop Writing Pretty Much The Same Chapter Every Chapter | 0 |
| 28 | Chapter Twenty-Eight-He Gets His Ass Kicked By A Little Girl | 0 |
| 29 | Chapter Twenty-Nine-Holy Shit, He Just Ate A Dude!! | 0 |
| 30 | Chapter thirty-Ciel Noire | 0 |
| 31 | Chapter Thirty-One-Oh Yeah, It’s The Beach Episode! | 0 |
| 32 | Chapter Thirty-Two-Elite Ball Knowledge | 0 |
| 33 | Chapter Thirty-Three-Tassive Mits | 0 |
| 34 | Chapter-Thirty-Four-Genuinely Skip This One | 0 |
| 35 | Chapter Thirty-Five-Yes, Her Stripping Was Necessary | 0 |
| 36 | Chapter Thirty-Six-He Finally Gets Laid!!! | 0 |
| 37 | Chapter Thirty-Seven-And The Beach Episode Comes To An End | 0 |
| 38 | Chapter Thirty-Eight-We’re Back | 0 |
| 39 | Chapter Thirty-Nine-He Cracks The Femboy | 0 |
| 40 | Chapter Forty-Let The Real Fight Begin | 0 |
| 41 | Chapter Forty-One-He Makes It Rain | 0 |
| 42 | Chapter Forty-Two-He Makes Room In His Heart For God | 0 |
| 43 | Chapter Forty-Three-Today’s Topic: Slavery | 0 |
| 44 | Chapter Forty-Four-The Tears I Didn’t Even Know I Had Begin To Pour Out | 0 |
| 45 | Chapter Forty-Five-Adventurers | 0 |
| 46 | Chapter forty-Six-J*b | 0 |
| 47 | Chapter Forty-Seven-What Are We At Now? His Fourth Form? | 0 |
| 48 | Chapter Forty-Eight-Invasion Of Privacy | 0 |
| 49 | Chapter Forty-Nine-Forging A Party | 0 |
| 50 | Chapter Fifty-Coming Up With Names Suck | 0 |
| 51 | Chapter Fifty-One-Don’t Get Used To It | 0 |
| 52 | Chapter Fifty-Two-He Sits In A Cart The Whole Time | 0 |
| 53 | Chapter Fifty-Three-A Peaceful Time Picking Flowers | 0 |
| 54 | Chapter Fifty-Four-I’m Not Sure What Waifu Were At Anymore | 0 |
| 55 | Chapter Fifty-Five-Not This Bitch Again | 0 |
| 56 | Chapter Fifty-Six-Me Talking About Re:Zero And Mushoku Tensei Was Necessary To The Plot | 0 |
| 57 | Chapter Fifty-Seven—Author Got Lazy And Didn’t Write For Two Weeks | 0 |
| 58 | Chapter Fifty-Eight—Profane | 0 |
| 59 | Chapter Fifty-Nine—The Silver Talons Of A Vile Raven | 0 |
| 60 | Chapter Sixty—Fall | — |
| 61 | Chapter Sixty-One—Venture | — |
| 62 | Chapter Sixty-Two—Maizie | — |
| 63 | Chapter Sixty-Three—Deus | — |
| 64 | Chapter Sixty-Three—Vermilion Flower | — |
