![Bar Fights and Blood Rites [Comedy D&D PF]](/_next/image?url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.royalroadcdn.com%2Fpublic%2Fcovers-large%2F150418-bar-fights-and-blood-rites.jpg%3Ftime%3D1769612303&w=640&q=75)
by TK523
Adventurers and Chaos. Name a more iconic duo. Syril the bard and Grom the false cleric of a particularly vengeful god are wanted men trying to keep a low profile, a task often incompatible with their line of work. With the addition of a wizard with a penchant for making deals with powers that ought to be left alone, and a rogue who finds murder the panacea for most of life’s troubles, lying low doesn’t come easy. Then there's Bill, but he died, so they don’t need to worry about him screwing anything else up. When people begin to go missing in the city, and the disappearances continue after dealing with the more likely source, the party suspects that the truth might be a little more complicated. As they dig for answers, shadows from their own secret pasts are quick to return, complicating it all further. Will they solve the mysteries? Will they survive? Or will they simply make all the problems worse? In any case, it will be entertaining while it lasts. This story is a fantasy comedy first and a progression fantasy second. There is action and progression (though no system) but the primary intent of writing this story was to capture the feel of a group playing D&D. Namely, going about serious buisness in a ridiculous way, where the characters choices in the end prevent slightly more harm than they cause. Posting Monday and Friday.
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| 1 | Chapter 1: All Week 6 months ago | 0 |
| 2 | Chapter 2: Bar Fight 6 months ago | 0 |
| 3 | Chapter 3: Funeral 6 months ago | 0 |
| 4 | Chapter 4: Convenient Excuse 6 months ago | 0 |
| 5 | Chapter 5: Imps 6 months ago | 0 |
| 6 | Chapter 6: Paladin 6 months ago | 0 |
| 7 | Chapter 7: Interviews 6 months ago | 0 |
| 8 | Chapter 8: Preparedness 6 months ago | 0 |
| 9 | Chapter 9: Not that Big 6 months ago | 0 |
| 10 | Chapter 10: Vampire Lord 6 months ago | 0 |
| 11 | Chapter 11: Secret Rooms 6 months ago | 0 |
| 12 | Chapter 12: What Would Cland Do? 6 months ago | 0 |
| 13 | Chapter 13: The Greatest Laurel 6 months ago | 0 |
| 14 | Chapter 14: Loot 6 months ago | 0 |
| 15 | Chapter 15: Deals 6 months ago | 0 |
| 16 | Chapter 16: Compound Interest 6 months ago | 0 |
| 17 | Chapter 17: Dress 6 months ago | 0 |
| 18 | Chapter 18: Good Business 6 months ago | 0 |
| 19 | Chapter 19: The Party 6 months ago | 0 |
| 20 | Chapter 20: Trick 6 months ago | 0 |
| 21 | Chapter 21: Tests 6 months ago | 0 |
| 22 | Chapter 22: Crashing the Party 6 months ago | 0 |
| 23 | Chapter 23: The Morning After 6 months ago | 0 |
| 24 | Chapter 24: Reading 6 months ago | 0 |
| 25 | Chapter 25: Scheduling conflicts 6 months ago | 0 |
| 26 | Chapter 26: Survival 6 months ago | 0 |
| 27 | Chapter 27: Why Not? 6 months ago | 0 |
| 28 | Chapter 28: Orcam’s Blade 6 months ago | 0 |
| 29 | Chapter 29: Assassins 6 months ago | 0 |
| 30 | Chapter 30: Beyond Understanding 6 months ago | 0 |
| 31 | Chapter 31: Rump Lump 6 months ago | 0 |
| 32 | Chapter 32: Pi 6 months ago | 0 |
| 33 | Chapter 33: Twins 5 months ago | 0 |
| 34 | Chapter 34: Principles 5 months ago | 0 |
| 35 | Chapter 35: Amoeba 5 months ago | 0 |
| 36 | Chapter 36: Cousin 5 months ago | 0 |
| 37 | Chapter 37: Once Upon a Time 5 months ago | 0 |
| 38 | Chapter 38: Lies 5 months ago | 0 |
| 39 | Chapter 39: Fairy Godmother 5 months ago | 0 |
| 40 | Chapter 40: Confession 5 months ago | 0 |
| 41 | Chapter 41: Trafficked Goods 5 months ago | 0 |
| 42 | Chapter 42: Not Magic 5 months ago | 0 |
| 43 | Chapter 43: Sudden Onset of Violence 5 months ago | 0 |
| 44 | Chapter 44: More Loot 5 months ago | 0 |
| 45 | Chapter 45: Changes 5 months ago | 0 |
| 46 | Chapter 46: Sylia Silverglow 5 months ago | 0 |
| 47 | Chapter 47: Shopping 5 months ago | 0 |
| 48 | Chapter 48: Feelings 5 months ago | 0 |
| 49 | Chapter 49: Washerwoman 5 months ago | 0 |
| 50 | Chapter 50: Steed 5 months ago | 0 |
| 51 | Chapter 51: Mosquito 5 months ago | 0 |
| 52 | Chapter 52: Mosquitoes 5 months ago | 0 |
| 53 | Chapter 53: How the Other Half Live 4 months ago | 0 |
| 54 | Chapter 54: Unwanted Overtures 4 months ago | 0 |
| 55 | Chapter 55: Surprise Guests 4 months ago | 0 |
| 56 | Chapter 56: A Good Man 4 months ago | 0 |
| 57 | Chapter 57: It’s Complicated 4 months ago | 0 |
| 58 | Chapter 58: Perfectly Professional 4 months ago | 0 |
| 59 | Chapter 59: Hitting the Road 4 months ago | 0 |
| 60 | Chapter 60: Pranks 4 months ago | 0 |
| 61 | Chapter 61: Meeting 4 months ago | 0 |
| 62 | Chapter 62: Breakup 3 months ago | 0 |
| 63 | Chapter 63: Irony 3 months ago | 0 |
| 64 | Chapter 64: Daylight 3 months ago | 0 |
| 65 | Chapter 65: The Road Home 3 months ago | 0 |
| 66 | Chapter 66: Voices 3 months ago | 0 |
| 67 | Chapter 67: Phillip 3 months ago | 0 |
| 68 | Chapter 68: Terms 3 months ago | 0 |
| 69 | Chapter 69: Coffin Chamber 3 months ago | 0 |
| 70 | Chapter 70: Confrontations 3 months ago | 0 |
| 71 | Chapter 71: Warnings 2 months ago | 0 |
| 72 | Chapter 72: The Best 2 months ago | 0 |
| 73 | Chapter 73: Fireball 2 months ago | 0 |
| 74 | Chapter 74: Equreus 2 months ago | 0 |
| 75 | Chapter 75: The Count 2 months ago | 0 |
| 76 | Chapter 76: Got To Be Done 2 months ago | 0 |
| 77 | Chapter 77: Using Your Head 2 months ago | 0 |
| 78 | Chapter 78: Aftermath 2 months ago | 0 |
| 79 | Chapter 79: Heroes 1 month ago | 0 |
| 80 | Chapter 80: Truth 1 month ago | 0 |
| 81 | Chapter 81: Mob 1 month ago | 0 |
| 82 | Chapter 82: Contract 1 month ago | 0 |
| 83 | Chapter 83: Making an Entrance 1 month ago | 0 |
| 84 | Chapter 84: Duty 1 month ago | 0 |
| 85 | Epilogue (Book 1) 1 month ago | 0 |
| 86 | Chapter 1: All Week (Book 2, I know its the same chapter title) 1 month ago | 0 |
| 87 | Chapter 2: Burn the Body 30 days ago | 0 |
| 88 | Chapter 3: Objective Morality 27 days ago | 0 |
| 89 | Chapter 4: Let’s Make a Baby 23 days ago | 0 |
| 90 | Chapter 5: The Morning After 20 days ago | 0 |
| 91 | Chapter 6: HONK! 16 days ago | 0 |
| 92 | Chapter 7: Not a Weird Sex Ritual 14 days ago | 0 |
| 93 | Chapter 8: Humor 9 days ago | 0 |
| 94 | Chapter 9: Objection 7 days ago | 0 |
| 95 | Chapter 10: Another Wedding 2 days ago | 0 |
| 96 | Chapter 11: The Wey Wood 7 minutes ago | 0 |