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Bar Fights and Blood Rites [Comedy D&D PF]

Bar Fights and Blood Rites [Comedy D&D PF]

by TK523

ActionAdventureComedyCozyFantasy
Shadow rank ~#6251 in Adventure↓9

Adventurers and Chaos. Name a more iconic duo.  Syril the bard and Grom the false cleric of a particularly vengeful god are wanted men trying to keep a low profile, a task often incompatible with their line of work. With the addition of a wizard with a penchant for making deals with powers that ought to be left alone, and a rogue who finds murder the panacea for most of life’s troubles, lying low doesn’t come easy. Then there's Bill, but he died, so they don’t need to worry about him screwing anything else up. When people begin to go missing in the city, and the disappearances continue after dealing with the more likely source, the party suspects that the truth might be a little more complicated. As they dig for answers, shadows from their own secret pasts are quick to return, complicating it all further. Will they solve the mysteries? Will they survive? Or will they simply make all the problems worse? In any case, it will be entertaining while it lasts. This story is a fantasy comedy first and a progression fantasy second. There is action and progression (though no system) but the primary intent of writing this story was to capture the feel of a group playing D&D. Namely, going about serious buisness in a ridiculous way, where the characters choices in the end prevent slightly more harm than they cause. Posting Monday and Friday.

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OverviewViews and follower statisticsEngagementProseChapters
Favorites
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FVR
0.58%
Rating
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RS Days
72
Total Chapters
108
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Chapter Analysis
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1Chapter 1: All Week0----
2Chapter 2: Bar Fight0----
3Chapter 3: Funeral0----
4Chapter 4: Convenient Excuse0----
5Chapter 5: Imps0----
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Chapter 6: Paladin
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7Chapter 7: Interviews0----
8Chapter 8: Preparedness0----
9Chapter 9: Not that Big0----
10Chapter 10: Vampire Lord0----
11Chapter 11: Secret Rooms0----
12Chapter 12: What Would Cland Do?0----
13Chapter 13: The Greatest Laurel0----
14Chapter 14: Loot0----
15Chapter 15: Deals0----
16Chapter 16: Compound Interest0----
17Chapter 17: Dress0----
18Chapter 18: Good Business0----
19Chapter 19: The Party0----
20Chapter 20: Trick0----
21Chapter 21: Tests0----
22Chapter 22: Crashing the Party0----
23Chapter 23: The Morning After0----
24Chapter 24: Reading0----
25Chapter 25: Scheduling conflicts0----
26Chapter 26: Survival0----
27Chapter 27: Why Not?0----
28Chapter 28: Orcam’s Blade0----
29Chapter 29: Assassins0----
30Chapter 30: Beyond Understanding0----
31Chapter 31: Rump Lump0----
32Chapter 32: Pi0----
33Chapter 33: Twins0----
34Chapter 34: Principles0----
35Chapter 35: Amoeba0----
36Chapter 36: Cousin0----
37Chapter 37: Once Upon a Time0----
38Chapter 38: Lies0----
39Chapter 39: Fairy Godmother0----
40Chapter 40: Confession0----
41Chapter 41: Trafficked Goods0----
42Chapter 42: Not Magic0----
43Chapter 43: Sudden Onset of Violence0----
44Chapter 44: More Loot0----
45Chapter 45: Changes0----
46Chapter 46: Sylia Silverglow0----
47Chapter 47: Shopping0----
48Chapter 48: Feelings0----
49Chapter 49: Washerwoman0----
50Chapter 50: Steed0----
51Chapter 51: Mosquito0----
52Chapter 52: Mosquitoes0----
53Chapter 53: How the Other Half Live0----
54Chapter 54: Unwanted Overtures0----
55Chapter 55: Surprise Guests0----
56Chapter 56: A Good Man0----
57Chapter 57: It’s Complicated0----
58Chapter 58: Perfectly Professional0----
59Chapter 59: Hitting the Road0----
60Chapter 60: Pranks0----
61Chapter 61: Meeting0----
62Chapter 62: Breakup0----
63Chapter 63: Irony0----
64Chapter 64: Daylight0----
65Chapter 65: The Road Home0----
66Chapter 66: Voices0----
67Chapter 67: Phillip0----
68Chapter 68: Terms0----
69Chapter 69: Coffin Chamber0----
70Chapter 70: Confrontations0----
71Chapter 71: Warnings0----
72Chapter 72: The Best0----
73Chapter 73: Fireball0----
74Chapter 74: Equreus0----
75Chapter 75: The Count0----
76Chapter 76: Got To Be Done0----
77Chapter 77: Using Your Head0----
78Chapter 78: Aftermath0----
79Chapter 79: Heroes0----
80Chapter 80: Truth0----
81Chapter 81: Mob0----
82Chapter 82: Contract0----
83Chapter 83: Making an Entrance0----
84Chapter 84: Duty0----
85Epilogue (Book 1)0----
86Chapter 1: All Week (Book 2, I know its the same chapter title)0----
87Chapter 2: Burn the Body0----
88Chapter 3: Objective Morality0----
89Chapter 4: Let’s Make a Baby0----
90Chapter 5: The Morning After0----
91Chapter 6: HONK!0----
92Chapter 7: Not a Weird Sex Ritual0----
93Chapter 8: Humor0----
94Chapter 9: Objection0----
95Chapter 10: Another Wedding0----
96Chapter 11: The Wey Wood0----
97Chapter 12: Charming Kingdom0----
98Chapter 13: Different Perspectives0----
99Chapter 14: Dates—----
100Chapter 15: Seven Stouts In—----
101Chapter 16: Democracy—----
102Chapter 17: Gifts—----
103Chapter 18: Night Life—----
104Chapter 19: Appropriate Dress—----
105Chapter 20: Shape of What’s Missing—----
106Chapter 21: True Love—----
107Chapter 22: No Stone Unturned—----
108Chapter 23: The Unturned Stone—----