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Bar Fights and Blood Rites [Comedy D&D PF]

Bar Fights and Blood Rites [Comedy D&D PF]

by TK523

ComedySlice of LifeActionAdventureFantasyRomance SubplotHigh FantasyLesbian RomanceProgressionComedyMultiple Lead CharactersSlice of LifeAction
Rising Stars:Romance #49Comedy #50
Shadow rank ~4859–4983 in Adventure↓562

Adventurers and Chaos. Name a more iconic duo.  Syril the bard and Grom the false cleric of a particularly vengeful god are wanted men trying to keep a low profile, a task often incompatible with their line of work. With the addition of a wizard with a penchant for making deals with powers that ought to be left alone, and a rogue who finds murder the panacea for most of life’s troubles, lying low doesn’t come easy. Then there's Bill, but he died, so they don’t need to worry about him screwing anything else up. When people begin to go missing in the city, and the disappearances continue after dealing with the more likely source, the party suspects that the truth might be a little more complicated. As they dig for answers, shadows from their own secret pasts are quick to return, complicating it all further. Will they solve the mysteries? Will they survive? Or will they simply make all the problems worse? In any case, it will be entertaining while it lasts. This story is a fantasy comedy first and a progression fantasy second. There is action and progression (though no system) but the primary intent of writing this story was to capture the feel of a group playing D&D. Namely, going about serious buisness in a ridiculous way, where the characters choices in the end prevent slightly more harm than they cause. Posting Monday and Friday.

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Total Chapters
96
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Chapter Analysis
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1Chapter 1: All Week 6 months ago0----
2Chapter 2: Bar Fight 6 months ago0----
3Chapter 3: Funeral 6 months ago0----
4Chapter 4: Convenient Excuse 6 months ago0----
5Chapter 5: Imps 6 months ago0
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6Chapter 6: Paladin 6 months ago0----
7Chapter 7: Interviews 6 months ago0----
8Chapter 8: Preparedness 6 months ago0----
9Chapter 9: Not that Big 6 months ago0----
10Chapter 10: Vampire Lord 6 months ago0----
11Chapter 11: Secret Rooms 6 months ago0----
12Chapter 12: What Would Cland Do? 6 months ago0----
13Chapter 13: The Greatest Laurel 6 months ago0----
14Chapter 14: Loot 6 months ago0----
15Chapter 15: Deals 6 months ago0----
16Chapter 16: Compound Interest 6 months ago0----
17Chapter 17: Dress 6 months ago0----
18Chapter 18: Good Business 6 months ago0----
19Chapter 19: The Party 6 months ago0----
20Chapter 20: Trick 6 months ago0----
21Chapter 21: Tests 6 months ago0----
22Chapter 22: Crashing the Party 6 months ago0----
23Chapter 23: The Morning After 6 months ago0----
24Chapter 24: Reading 6 months ago0----
25Chapter 25: Scheduling conflicts 6 months ago0----
26Chapter 26: Survival 6 months ago0----
27Chapter 27: Why Not? 6 months ago0----
28Chapter 28: Orcam’s Blade 6 months ago0----
29Chapter 29: Assassins 6 months ago0----
30Chapter 30: Beyond Understanding 6 months ago0----
31Chapter 31: Rump Lump 6 months ago0----
32Chapter 32: Pi 6 months ago0----
33Chapter 33: Twins 5 months ago0----
34Chapter 34: Principles 5 months ago0----
35Chapter 35: Amoeba 5 months ago0----
36Chapter 36: Cousin 5 months ago0----
37Chapter 37: Once Upon a Time 5 months ago0----
38Chapter 38: Lies 5 months ago0----
39Chapter 39: Fairy Godmother 5 months ago0----
40Chapter 40: Confession 5 months ago0----
41Chapter 41: Trafficked Goods 5 months ago0----
42Chapter 42: Not Magic 5 months ago0----
43Chapter 43: Sudden Onset of Violence 5 months ago0----
44Chapter 44: More Loot 5 months ago0----
45Chapter 45: Changes 5 months ago0----
46Chapter 46: Sylia Silverglow 5 months ago0----
47Chapter 47: Shopping 5 months ago0----
48Chapter 48: Feelings 5 months ago0----
49Chapter 49: Washerwoman 5 months ago0----
50Chapter 50: Steed 5 months ago0----
51Chapter 51: Mosquito 5 months ago0----
52Chapter 52: Mosquitoes 5 months ago0----
53Chapter 53: How the Other Half Live 4 months ago0----
54Chapter 54: Unwanted Overtures 4 months ago0----
55Chapter 55: Surprise Guests 4 months ago0----
56Chapter 56: A Good Man 4 months ago0----
57Chapter 57: It’s Complicated 4 months ago0----
58Chapter 58: Perfectly Professional 4 months ago0----
59Chapter 59: Hitting the Road 4 months ago0----
60Chapter 60: Pranks 4 months ago0----
61Chapter 61: Meeting 4 months ago0----
62Chapter 62: Breakup 3 months ago0----
63Chapter 63: Irony 3 months ago0----
64Chapter 64: Daylight 3 months ago0----
65Chapter 65: The Road Home 3 months ago0----
66Chapter 66: Voices 3 months ago0----
67Chapter 67: Phillip 3 months ago0----
68Chapter 68: Terms 3 months ago0----
69Chapter 69: Coffin Chamber 3 months ago0----
70Chapter 70: Confrontations 3 months ago0----
71Chapter 71: Warnings 2 months ago0----
72Chapter 72: The Best 2 months ago0----
73Chapter 73: Fireball 2 months ago0----
74Chapter 74: Equreus 2 months ago0----
75Chapter 75: The Count 2 months ago0----
76Chapter 76: Got To Be Done 2 months ago0----
77Chapter 77: Using Your Head 2 months ago0----
78Chapter 78: Aftermath 2 months ago0----
79Chapter 79: Heroes 1 month ago0----
80Chapter 80: Truth 1 month ago0----
81Chapter 81: Mob 1 month ago0----
82Chapter 82: Contract 1 month ago0----
83Chapter 83: Making an Entrance 1 month ago0----
84Chapter 84: Duty 1 month ago0----
85Epilogue (Book 1) 1 month ago0----
86Chapter 1: All Week (Book 2, I know its the same chapter title) 1 month ago0----
87Chapter 2: Burn the Body 30 days ago0----
88Chapter 3: Objective Morality 27 days ago0----
89Chapter 4: Let’s Make a Baby 23 days ago0----
90Chapter 5: The Morning After 20 days ago0----
91Chapter 6: HONK! 16 days ago0----
92Chapter 7: Not a Weird Sex Ritual 14 days ago0----
93Chapter 8: Humor 9 days ago0----
94Chapter 9: Objection 7 days ago0----
95Chapter 10: Another Wedding 2 days ago0----
96Chapter 11: The Wey Wood 7 minutes ago0----