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The Bleating Bard

The Bleating Bard

by Alan 57

ComedyNon-Human LeadFantasySatire

A satirical fable about art, authority, and the dangers of taking culture too seriously. When a goat stumbles upon Shakespeare, chaos follows. What begins as comic fantasy soon spirals into a sharp literary satire — a tale of art colliding with authority, and of culture refusing to stay in its pen. It’s about a goat who discovers Shakespeare… and refuses to behave.

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#TitleWordsFK GradeDialogueSSPVariation
0The Rubbish Tip Revelation0----
1The Barnyard Premiere0----
2The Milking‑Parlour Matinee0----
3The Market Performance0----
4The Festival Coup0----
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The Ban and the Invitation
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6The Tavern Debut0----
7Rumors in the Alehouse0----
8The Goat Arrives in Town0----
9The Patron of the Arts0----
10The Grand Hall Performance0----
11The Reviews0----
12The Baron Tightens the Reins0----
13The Goat Refuses the Script0----
14The Consequences0----
15The Return to the Road0----
16The Baron Hears the Laughter0----
17A Visit from the Authorities0----
18The Baron’s Last Gesture0----
19Epilogue: On Chewing and Immortality0----