Isekai, magic, absurdity

A former office clerk reincarnates into a fantasy world with god-tier powers—and absolutely no idea how powerful he actually is. To him, the terrifying magic that makes Inquisitors flee in horror is just "improved workplace lighting." The alchemical nightmare that dissolved a gang of hardened killers? "Unfortunate side effects during employee conflict resolution." Building a criminal empire while casually rewriting the laws of reality itself? "Standard business optimization with a few minor technical hiccups." Exiled by his general father for being "mediocrely average," he decides to apply his corporate management expertise to the underworld. Armed with spreadsheets, quality control protocols, and the cheerful obliviousness of someone who thinks quarterly reports are more important than apocalyptic magic, he begins transforming a failing criminal guild into a thriving enterprise. The problem? Everyone else can see what he can't: he's not a clever businessman dabbling in crime—he's an unknowing demigod casually wielding reality-breaking power while worrying about tax compliance and team-building exercises. As counts, judges, inquisitors, and assassins scramble to survive his "business strategies," one question remains: How long before he realizes the corporate empire he's building isn't just successful—it's reshaping the very fabric of the world?