God Forced Me to Live as a Priestess in Another World for 8 Hours a Day [COMEDY]

Shawn Turner was a lazy, foul-mouthed programmer who spent more time insulting strangers on the internet than fixing his own life. Then, one morning, a Bible appeared in his apartment. He threw it in the trash. It came back. No matter how many times he got rid of it, the book kept multiplying… until it finally spoke. It claimed to be God. And God had a job offer. Shawn wasn’t chosen for his virtue, his faith, or his kindness.He was chosen because he needed redemption. The deal was simple:Serve as God’s messenger in another world and spread His word…or face Hell when his life finally came to an end. But redemption does not come without punishment. In the other world, Shawn is reborn as a priestess, capable of performing real miracles—at a severe physical and mental cost. In his own world, he remains the same man he has always been. Eight hours. That’s the maximum amount of time he can stay in the other world before being dragged back to reality. A double life split between two bodies.A man forced to live as a woman in a land of magic. ⚠️ WARNINGS This story contains religious themes used in a fictional and ironic fantasy context. Expect to find: Temporary gender change (only in the fantasy world) Dual-world narrative (modern world + medieval fantasy) Harem Yuri This is not a religious preaching story. 🏷️ Tags ✅ Isekai✅ Dual Worlds✅ Temporary Gender Change✅ Religious Fantasy (Fictional)✅ Dark Humor✅ Identity Conflict✅ Redemption Arc✅ No System Note: English is not my first language, so I use AI assistance to help correct and translate my novel properly from Spanish to English.