Error Code: Hydra

Over the centuries, the Cosmos System has incorporated tens of planets without a major incident.Then it tried integrating Earth.Now players and consultants are filing complaints, the tutorial is on fire, and the new inhabitants are so creative at killing each other that even the system is losing its mind.Hydrion, a millennia‑old swamp hydra, is there for all of it—except cooperating with his assigned consultant, Amelia. Instead, he destroys her office, argues about every stat, and steals her tablet on the way out.In his defense, she gave him a 1 in Social Skills and he took that personally.Now armed with a reflex hammer and a lot of bad decisions, Hydrion must lead a party of monsters through a tutorial designed for people who don't eat their problems. His party includes an undead witch, a "reformed" drowner, and a lone clueless human who just wanted a shotgun.Five heads. One body. Plan optional.