
by Mark Daniel Cunningham
Cletus Hickenbottom was just trying to help his neighbor change her oil. Then the jack slipped. Now he’s in another world, being chased by orcs, accused of courting an elven princess, and registered as an adventurer — all while riding inside a sentient pickup truck that insists on reading his stats out loud. Kotetsu isn’t just a truck.He’s a steel-bodied, system-aware spirit of endurance, displacement, and extremely questionable advice. Together, they navigate a fantasy world filled with demon lords who monologue too much, guild clerks who take regulations very seriously, and a princess whose introduction is longer than most wars. Cletus is not a chosen hero.He has no prophecy.He does, however, have duct tape, profanity, and a truck that can run over destiny.
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