
by Broken_Bulb
I was a game designer. Now I'm a Witch. Witches are not what you think. They don't cast spells by candlelight and pray to the moon. They audit gods and harvest planets for fuel. They settle academic disputes at gunpoint, and the loser writes her rebuttal from the afterlife. Their idea of mercy is turning your civilization into a battery instead of fertilizer. I love it here. The problem is, I'm the only one who showed up to this civilization with a corporate mindset. Everyone else is an immortal, overpowered genius who treats reality like a personal sandbox. Nobody here has needed documentation in two thousand years. Nobody here has needed anyone like me. I am trying, very politely, to bring version control to a species that considers chaos a design philosophy. But here's the thing about these arrogant, violent, impossible women: if I ever fall, they will burn a galaxy to bring me home. And for the first time in two lifetimes, that means something. [ Magic Academy | Transmigration | Female Lead | No Harem ] 📖 Volume 4 Complete · 📋 Sun–Wed EST Updates · Read 20 Chapters Ahead on Patreon
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| 1 | Chapter 1: When the Lightbulb Dies, the Lion Learns to Stealth | 0 |
| 2 | Chapter 2: That Time I Devoured a Dragon as Breakfast | 0 |
| 3 | Chapter 4: Never Meet Your Idols | 0 |
| 4 | Chapter 6: [Meteor Swarm: Braking Variant] | 0 |
| 5 | Chapter 8: Just Because I'm Rich Doesn't Mean I Don't Want to Swallow This Card | 0 |
| 6 | Chapter 9: Regarding Being Farmed 0-13 by My Idol | 0 |
| 7 | Chapter 10: Saving Money is a Cardinal Sin in This House | 0 |
| 8 | Chapter 12: Welcome to Yggdrasil, How Would You Like to Die Today? | 0 |
| 9 | Chapter 13: I Told Her to Go to Hell, and She Took It Seriously | 0 |
| 10 | Chapter 14: When a Montague Moves in Next Door to a Capulet | 0 |
| 11 | Chapter 15: Max Level, But Stuck in the Tutorial | 0 |
| 12 | Chapter 16: She Thinks You're Studying for A3, But You're Crying Over A1 | 0 |
| 13 | Chapter 17: Bribes and Brain Roasts | 0 |
| 14 | Chapter 18: "Science" is Just Strapping 300 Blast Flasks to a Broom and Lighting the Fuse | 0 |
| 15 | Chapter 19: How to Scam an S-Tier Tutor | 0 |
| 16 | Chapter 20: Unlocking the Sadistic Skill Trainer | 0 |
| 17 | Chapter 21: Uninstalling Mortal.exe | 0 |
| 18 | Chapter 22: The Purge of the Faceless | 0 |
| 19 | Chapter 23: The Crime of Being Boring | 0 |
| 20 | Chapter 24: How to Lose Five Layers of Hell for a Single Pork Rib | 0 |
| 21 | Chapter 25: Welcome to the Food Chain | 0 |
| 22 | Chapter 26: How to Keep the Peace by Bombing Everyone | 0 |
| 23 | Chapter 27: The 0-Hour Workday | 0 |
| 24 | Chapter 28: To Burn the Galaxy for You | 0 |
| 25 | Chapter 3: Proving My Innocence by Being an Idiot | 0 |
| 26 | Chapter 29: How to Survive a Salad | 0 |
| 27 | Chapter 30: The Firmware Update | 0 |
| 28 | Chapter 5: Defenestration as a Valid Escape Strategy | 0 |
| 29 | Chapter 7: Corporate Burnout: Dragon Edition | 0 |
| 30 | Chapter 11: Lovecraftian Biomechanics | 0 |
| 31 | Chapter 31: My Mother is a Tactical Flashbang | 0 |
| 32 | Chapter 32: Pity the Reality She Decides to Rewrite | 0 |
| 33 | Chapter 33: 120 Points or Bust | 0 |
| 34 | Chapter 34: How to Bully a Goddess (A Beginner's Guide by Middle Schoolers) | 0 |
| 35 | Chapter 35: The Exam is Just Arrogantly Telling the Examiner "I'm Right" | 0 |
| 36 | Chapter 36: How to Survive My Mother's Love Beam | 0 |
| 37 | Chapter 37: Help! My Sister Just Exploded! | 0 |
| 38 | Chapter 38: The Prince of the Bar | 0 |
| 39 | Chapter 39: Poisoning the Draft Pool | 0 |
| 40 | Chapter 40: The Citizenship Tax | 0 |
| 41 | Chapter 41: The Anti-Synergy Council | 0 |
| 42 | Chapter 42: Drunken Courage and the Forbidden Name | 0 |
| 43 | Chapter 43: How I Laid an Egg and Lost My Dignity | 0 |
| 44 | Chapter 44: The Art of Panic Spending | 0 |
| 45 | Chapter 45: Tactical Calories and Corporate Demon Lords | 0 |
| 46 | Chapter 46: Tentacles, Taxes, and Thirst | 0 |
| 47 | Chapter 47: How to Die While Simping | 0 |
| 48 | Chapter 48: The Zookeeper Arrives | 0 |
| 49 | Chapter 49: A Localized Three-Body Problem | 0 |
| 50 | Chapter 50: Social Suicide by Explosion | 0 |
| 51 | Chapter 51: A High-Yield Asset | 0 |
| 52 | Chapter 52: Industrializing Imagination | 0 |
| 53 | Chapter 53: A High-Functioning Stalker | 0 |
| 54 | Chapter 54: Galaxies and Fried Chicken | 0 |
| 55 | Chapter 55: The Meal Ticket of the Fire Dragon | 0 |
| 56 | Chapter 56: The Executive Meow-nagement Package | 0 |
| 57 | Chapter 57: A Crisis of Loot Distribution | 0 |
| 58 | Chapter 58: Dismantling the Logic Core for a BBQ | 0 |
| 59 | Chapter 59: Patch Notes: Stop Showing Off | 0 |
| 60 | Chapter 60: A Flawless Questline | 0 |
| 61 | Chapter 61: A Frame-Perfect Unintentional Assist | 0 |
| 62 | Chapter 62: The Admin-Mode HUD | 0 |
| 63 | Chapter 63: Whales and Bargain Hunters | 0 |
| 64 | Chapter 64: Extorting a National Treasure | 0 |
| 65 | Chapter 65: I Am Your Liquidity | 0 |
| 66 | Chapter 66: There Are No More Cats | 0 |
| 67 | Chapter 67: Spawn-Camping the Millennium Sovereign | 0 |
| 68 | Chapter 68: Biohazard Level 4 | 0 |
| 69 | Chapter 69: Cheat Activated | 0 |
| 70 | Chapter 70: A Brief Summary of Margaret's Death | 0 |
| 71 | Chapter 71: The Thermodynamic Sandwich | 0 |
| 72 | Chapter 72: The Modder's Dilemma | 0 |
| 73 | Chapter 73: A Hostage Situation Disguised as a Roster | 0 |
| 74 | Chapter 74: Unlocking the Max-Level Guild Hall | 0 |
| 75 | Chapter 75: Weaponized Eighth-Grader Syndrome | 0 |
| 76 | Chapter 76: A War Crime with a Receipt | 0 |
| 77 | Chapter 77: The PvE Server is Live | 0 |
| 78 | Chapter 78: Cosmetics Are the True Endgame | 0 |
| 79 | Chapter 79: Zone Transition: Denied | 0 |
| 80 | Chapter 80: I-Frames on a Deer | 0 |
| 81 | Chapter 81: Evolutionary Capsaicin Dependency | 0 |
| 82 | Chapter 82: A Neurotoxin Disguised as a Condiment | 0 |
| 83 | Chapter 83: The Operating System and the CPU | 0 |
| 84 | Chapter 84: Dropping the Modder Tag | 0 |
| 85 | Chapter 85: A Symmetrical Agreement (Probably) | 0 |
| 86 | Chapter 86: The Empty Audience Seat | 0 |
| 87 | Chapter 87: 180 Lumens of Betrayal | 0 |
| 88 | Chapter 88: Immortal Credit Scores | 0 |
| 89 | Chapter 89: The Neon Pink Heirloom | 0 |
| 90 | Chapter 90: Thank the Stars for Poverty | 0 |
| 91 | Chapter 91: Menace to Public Decency | 0 |
| 92 | Chapter 92: A Martyr for Her Ships | 0 |
| 93 | Chapter 93: I Really Am a Monster | 0 |
| 94 | Chapter 94: The Glass Cannon's Patch Notes | 0 |
| 95 | Chapter 95: A Family-Friendly Death | 0 |
| 96 | Chapter 96: Tactical Espionage via Doujinshi | 0 |
| 97 | Chapter 97: A Weapon Built for a Whale | 0 |
| 98 | Chapter 98: Star Orbit | 0 |
| 99 | Chapter 99: A Highly Optimized Speed Bump | 0 |
| 100 | Chapter 100: Missing a Decimal Place | 0 |
| 101 | Chapter 101: The Cassandra Dilemma | 0 |
| 102 | Chapter 102: The Prologue That Should Not Be Read Yet | 0 |
| 103 | Chapter 103: An Economic Trap Wearing a Furry Coat | 0 |
| 104 | Chapter 104: You Cannot Punch a Tsunami to Death | 0 |
| 105 | Chapter 105: The DLC Installed Without Consent | 0 |
| 106 | Chapter 106: The Monster Registry, or: The Unimaginable | 0 |
| 107 | Chapter 107: The Classic Whiteboard Casualty | 0 |
| 108 | Chapter 108: The Enemy's Unencrypted Source Code | 0 |
| 109 | Chapter 109: Extracting Flight Physics from Erotica | 0 |
| 110 | Chapter 110: Ride the Train First, Buy the Ticket Later | 0 |
| 111 | Chapter 111: A Main-Character Cheat Code | 0 |
| 112 | Chapter 112: A Nuclear-Yield Healing Fireball | 0 |
| 113 | Chapter 113: The Unbreakable Bond of Sisterhood (and Exponential True Damage) | 0 |
| 114 | Chapter 114: 100% Absorption Rate | 0 |
| 115 | Chapter 115: A Middle Finger to the Multiverse | 0 |
| 116 | Chapter 116: Skipping the Cooldown on a Horror Movie Curse | 0 |
| 117 | Chapter 117: The 98.7% Cognitive Efficiency Lie | 0 |
| 118 | Chapter 118: The Protagonist with a Harem | 0 |
| 119 | Chapter 119: A 200-Lumen Solar Flare | 0 |
| 120 | Chapter 120: A Degenerate, Non-Interactive Control Build | 0 |
| 121 | Chapter 121: The Ghost of a Dead Spell | 0 |
| 122 | Chapter 122: The Biggest Anti-Fan Gets the Group Autograph | 0 |
| 123 | Chapter 123: One Patch Cycle at a Time | 0 |
| 124 | Chapter 124: Geographical Bigotry in an Expensive Font | 0 |
| 125 | Chapter 125: The Black Umbrella Enters the City | 0 |
| 126 | Chapter 126: Skipping the Tutorial for a Survival Horror Game | 0 |
| 127 | Chapter 127: The NTR Arc Existential Crisis | 0 |
| 128 | Chapter 128: The Ancient Ray Witch Taxonomy | 0 |
| 129 | Chapter 129: Weapons-Grade Cringe | 0 |
| 130 | Chapter 130: A Squad of Violently Closeted Irene Stans | 0 |
| 131 | Chapter 131: Legally Obligated to Address Her as 'Mother' | 0 |
| 132 | Chapter 132: The Final Raid Boss of Weaponized Bureaucracy | 0 |
| 133 | Chapter 133: Social Execution in Three Minutes | 0 |
| 134 | Chapter 134: "Shh. Be Good." | 0 |
| 135 | Chapter 135: PKing a Soul-Bound Teammate for the Loot Drop | 0 |
| 136 | Chapter 136: A Containment Breach of Weaponized Degeneracy | 0 |
| 137 | Chapter 137: The Social Equivalent of Barking at Your Own Reflection | 0 |
| 138 | Chapter 138: A Whale Falls in Babylon | 0 |
| 139 | Chapter 139: The Gravity of a Star | 0 |
| 140 | Chapter 140: My Democratic Spine Snapped Without a Fight | 0 |
| 141 | Chapter 141: May the Substitute Bench Remain Outside the Blast Radius | 0 |
| 142 | Chapter 142: A Perfectly Qualified Consumable Attrition Unit | 0 |
| 143 | Chapter 143: The Substitute Bench Survives | 0 |
| 144 | Chapter 144: The Pristine Aristocrat's Degenerate Meta | 0 |
| 145 | Chapter 145: They Weren't Defeated. They Were Audited. | 0 |
| 146 | Chapter 146: Level of Ghost Castle Favoritism: Catastrophic | 0 |
| 147 | Chapter 147: Magnificent in Defeat | 0 |
| 148 | Chapter 148: The Greatest Sound is Silence | 0 |
| 149 | Chapter 149: Over Budget, Under Time, Mid-Sprint | 0 |
| 150 | Chapter 150: I Have Kept the Faith | 0 |
| 151 | Chapter 151: The Context Being: The Ground | 0 |
| 152 | Chapter 152: Building a Weather Station in the God Mode Windup | 0 |
| 153 | Chapter 153: Redefining the Attrition Paradigm | 0 |
| 154 | Chapter 154: Strictly Analytical Research Purposes | 0 |
| 155 | Chapter 155: Sharpening the Axe Delays No Woodcutter | 0 |
| 156 | Chapter 156: The Only Team Who Actually Showed Up to Play the Game | 0 |
| 157 | Chapter 157: Strawberry Was Her Favorite Flavor | 0 |
| 158 | Chapter 158: "So It Was You" | 0 |
| 159 | Chapter 159: The Water We Are Born In | 0 |
| 160 | Chapter 160: A Five-Year Veteran Fan of a Two-Month-Old Team | 0 |
| 161 | Chapter 161: Leaving Her Dignity in the Locker Room | 0 |
| 162 | Chapter 162: The Saint of the Greed Umbrella | 0 |
| 163 | Chapter 163: The Safe Side of the Blast Radius | 0 |
| 164 | Chapter 164: The Demise of the Greatest Fool | 0 |
| 165 | Chapter 165: Apathy Doesn't Complain | 0 |
| 166 | Chapter 166: The Scroll Does Not Come With the Hours | 0 |
| 167 | Chapter 167: Technical Support on Bedroom Mechanics | 0 |
| 168 | Chapter 168: A Financial Dividend for Documented Emotional Damages | 0 |
| 169 | Chapter 169: The Conqueror Logs In | 0 |
| 170 | Chapter 170: The Scenery of the Summit | 0 |
| 171 | Chapter 171: Never Touch the Production Database Without Transaction Protection | 0 |
| 172 | Chapter 172: The Unhandled Exception | 0 |
| 173 | Chapter 173: A Single Leaf in the Mesosphere | 0 |
| 174 | Chapter 174: Waiting for the Actual Event to Begin | 0 |
| 175 | Chapter 175: The Keeper Who Opens the Door to the Non-Existent | 0 |
| 176 | Chapter 176: It Sounds the Least Like a Lie | 0 |
| 177 | Chapter 177: A Specimen for the Living Room | 0 |
| 178 | Chapter 178: The Door to the Non-Existent | 0 |
| 179 | Chapter 179: We Are Breathing Fire, Victoria | 0 |
| 180 | Chapter 180: The Geopolitics of the Breakfast Table | 0 |
| 181 | Interlude: Micromanaging the Infiltrator | 0 |
| 182 | Interlude: The Coat That Has No Business Being White | 0 |
| 183 | Interlude: The Scent of Thorns | 0 |
| 184 | Interlude: Without Looking Back | 0 |
| 185 | Interlude: The Trap at the End of the World | 0 |
| 186 | Interlude: No One in the Room | 0 |
| 187 | When the Lamp Still Shone I · 1/9: Let Us Hope So | 0 |
| 188 | When the Lamp Still Shone I · 2/9: A Loss Without Vocabulary | 0 |
| 189 | When the Lamp Still Shone I · 3/9: Before It Touches the Bloom | 0 |
| 190 | When the Lamp Still Shone I · 4/9: For Whom | 0 |
| 191 | When the Lamp Still Shone I · 5/9: Before She Looks Back | 0 |
| 192 | When the Lamp Still Shone I · 6/9: By The Way | 0 |
| 193 | When the Lamp Still Shone I · 7/9: The Cost of the Gaze | 0 |
| 194 | When the Lamp Still Shone I · 8/9: Do What You Should | 0 |
| 195 | When the Lamp Still Shone I · 9/9: All There Was to See | 0 |
| 196 | Interlude: A Few More Words | 0 |
| 197 | Interlude: Do Not Say Sorry to Others | 0 |
| 198 | Interlude: The Culinary Philosophy of Overwhelming Artillery | 0 |
| 199 | Interlude: When the Star Blinks | 0 |
| 200 | Interlude: The Architecture of an Unplanned Alibi | 0 |
| 201 | Interlude: Upon Further Reflection | 0 |
| 202 | Chapter 181: The Academic Pressure of a World-Class Girlfriend | 0 |
| 203 | Chapter 182: The Finest Academic Discipline Ever Constructed By Sentient Beings | 0 |
| 204 | Chapter 183: A Moving Slab of Raw Meat Slapped Onto a Skeleton | 0 |
| 205 | Chapter 184: That Box Was Never Meant to Hold Rings | 0 |
| 206 | Chapter 185: A Flawlessly Engineered Closed-Loop Economy | 0 |
| 207 | Chapter 186: Unauthorized Access Denied | 0 |
| 208 | Chapter 187: A Financially Sponsored Holy War | 0 |
| 209 | Chapter 188: The Ludwig Scientific Method | 0 |
| 210 | Chapter 189: You Grind Until the Server Forces You Out | 0 |
| 211 | Chapter 190: A Codebase Throwing the Same Fatal Runtime Error Since Its First Deployment | 0 |
| 212 | Chapter 191: An Overflowing Buffer of Miracles and Catastrophes | 0 |
| 213 | Chapter 192: A Hash Map With Approximately One Thousand Keys | 0 |
| 214 | Chapter 193: She Didn't Even Have a README | — |
| 215 | Chapter 194: The Purest Distillation of Distributed Academic Despair | — |
| 216 | Chapter 195: It's An API Call | — |
| 217 | Chapter 196: You Don't Move the Treasure, You Move the Player | — |
| 218 | Chapter 197: Waifu Capitalism | — |
| 219 | Chapter 198: An Extremely Un-Proletarian Case of Vehicular Manslaughter | — |
| 220 | Chapter 199: A Profoundly Barbaric Application of Raw Force | — |
| 221 | Chapter 200: Heart of Gold, Terms and Conditions Apply | — |
| 222 | Chapter 201: Two Volunteers Are Better Than One | — |
| 223 | Chapter 202: The Unbearable Cognitive Load of Being a Fox | — |
| 224 | Chapter 203: Legendary Artifacts, Legendary Rejections | — |
| 225 | Chapter 204: Stat-Check the Problem Into the Ground | — |
| 226 | Chapter 205: Something Always Evaporates, Eventually Me | — |
| 227 | Chapter 206: The Correct Amount of War to Carry | — |
| 228 | Chapter 207: The Front-End Carries the Sales | — |
| 229 | Chapter 208: The Most Overqualified Code Review in History | — |
| 230 | Chapter 209: Collaborative Open-Source Annihilation | — |
| 231 | Chapter 210: Keep the Assets Happy | — |
| 232 | Chapter 211: Reading the Commit History | — |
| 233 | Chapter 212: The Sample Size Was Always One | — |