Kung Fu Medic

Bruce Johnson was the best paramedic on the force. At least, that’s what he told his partners right before performing a tactical roll out of a moving ambulance. Bruce didn't just save lives; he did it with the flair of a poorly-dubbed 80s action hero, much to the horror of every police officer in the city. But when a "Code Three" response ends in a very permanent "end of shift," Bruce doesn't find himself at the pearly gates. Instead, he wakes up as Subject 734 in the Bureau of Reincarnation. The System expected a hero. It got BruceLeeroy TheMagnificent. Reincarnated into a fantasy realm as a Level 1 “Assistant to the Assistant Field Medic,” Bruce is breaking the laws of cultivation one face-plant at a time. While Sect Masters and Emperors fight for power, Bruce is busy unlocking the legendary "Goddess GreySkull" healing technique. He’s gaining Wisdom points for mana-exhaustion-induced passing out and Charisma points for being "endearingly pathetic." The Bureau is panicking. The System is glitching. The local medics are wondering why the new guy just moonwalked out of a surgery. But Bruce? Bruce is just getting started. Because in this world or the next, a warrior doesn't just check his gear. He is the gear. Healthcare has a new title. And it’s Magnificent.