by Sturdy
I reincarnated into a fantasy world and got the universe's most powerful mentor. Unfortunately, he's also the universe's most powerful pervert.Takeshi Yamada died saving a cat from traffic. Noble? Yes. Smart? Debatable. He woke up in a fantasy world as Ryker Ashford, a low-tier noble with crippled cultivation potential. Perfect setup for an underdog cultivation story, right? Train hard, break through limitations, become a legend? Wrong. Because bonded to his soul is Zyx'althar the Infinite—a 10,000-year-old cosmic scarab who's mentored 47 legendary heroes and possesses knowledge that could reshape reality itself. He's also an unrepentant degenerate with a very specific type. "You want to fix your meridians? Compliment that twink" "I'm not doing that." "Then enjoy being magically impotent forever." "...What do I say?" "Tell him his eyes hold the mysteries of twilight. And make it smoldering." "I hate you so much." "Save it for the bedroom, darling." Ryker just wants to be a normal cultivation protagonist—stoic, powerful, respected. Instead, Zyx's "Path of Harmonic Unity" requires him to break every social norm, befriend femboy elves, compliment assassins mid-combat, and somehow become the Academy's most confusing student. The worst part? It actually works. Every time Ryker follows Zyx's insane advice, his cultivation skyrockets. That embarrassing conversation with the pretty boy ranger? Breakthrough to Rank 2. Accidentally flirting with the goth assassin? New combat technique unlocked. "This is just Gintama meets Reverend Insanity but everyone thinks the MC is a himbo." - Probably accurate "My cultivation improved 300% but my dignity is in the negatives." - Ryker Ashford, Year 1 "I see this as an absolute win." - Zyx'althar the Infinite, Destroyer of Reputations
