The Glitch in Eternity

Luka was rewarded for a lifetime of kindness with a desk job in Heaven.Specifically: filing souls. Endlessly. Eternally. In silence. When a once-in-a-millennium glitch drops Heaven’s most radiant angel straight into Hell, Luka discovers three deeply upsetting truths: 1. Hell is loud, violent, and very stab-adjacent. 2. Everyone down there is looking at him like he’s a walking miracle. 3. The terrifying, sarcastic, devastatingly attractive son of Satan might be the only one who can keep him alive. Hunted by zealots who want his blood, trailed by demons who want answers, and stuck with a fallen angel who absolutely does not believe in destiny—Luka must navigate Hell’s politics, Heaven’s secrets, and the growing realization that the system deciding who deserves eternity might be dangerously broken. Djoser has survived Hell by trusting no one, loving nothing, and keeping his heart locked behind scars and steel. Luka, meanwhile, doesn’t know what a weapon is, apologizes to demons for inconveniencing them, and smiles like the world has never hurt him once. Together, they make a terrible plan. A story about innocence in the wrong place, love in the worst possible circumstances, and what happens when Heaven’s purest soul becomes Hell’s biggest problem—this is a sharp-tongued, slow-burn fantasy filled with dry humour, divine bureaucracy, deadly secrets, and a romance written in fate long before either of them had a choice. Heaven made a mistake.Hell is about to notice. WHAT TO EXPECT: - A slow-burn romance - Action (but in later chapters, so stick around!) - Progression from weak to strong - OP love interest - Comedy at random moments (because why not) - 1k+ words per chapter (from Chapter 10 onwards)