​The Malicious Speedrunner: Breaking the System for Fun and Profit

​“Look, Princess. Your Prophecy is just a poorly coded script with an unskippable 20-minute cutscene, and I’ve got split-times to hit. Step aside.” ​Most heroes arrive in a new world and start crying about destiny. Vexis? He just looks at the Goddess of Light and wonders why her dialogue box doesn't have a 'Skip' button. ​Vexis is a world-record holder who treats high-fantasy worlds not as places of wonder, but as unoptimized, buggy dumpster fires of broken physics and terrible AI. ​Why spend forty years mastering the blade when you can vibrate against a specific palace wall at 120Hz until the collision detection engine gives up and lets you clip directly into the treasury? Why wait for the Demon King to finish his Phase 2 monologue when you can perform a frame-perfect backflip, trigger a save-state exploit, and delete his entire existence before the boss music even starts? ​He isn't here to save Eldoria. He’s here to finish it—preferably by Tuesday. ​What you’re getting into: ​Glitch-Core Combat: Forget mana. Vexis uses collision errors, logic loops, and physics-breaking jumps to turn 'Impossible' boss fights into a joke. ​The "Malicious" Edge: A protagonist who treats legendary NPCs like disposable assets and Gods like annoying pop-up ads. ​Breaking the Progression: Why grind for XP when you can just overflow the counter and hit Level 99 by accident? ​Pure System Satire: A comedic middle finger to every Isekai trope that ever made you roll your eyes. ​Eldoria was meant to last for an eternity. Vexis plans to beat it in under an hour. No resets allowed.